Things That Extinguish Fires That Aren’t Named “Fire Extinguishers”

This is not an exhaustive list.

But it’s a list.

  • Thick blankets.
  • Water.
  • Snow/ice/other variants of water.
  • God, presumably.
  • Sand/dirt/other things of the earth.
  • Snakes, if you’ve got enough of ‘em.
  • NASCAR safety crews.
  • The IRS, if they have access to a telephone.
  • Most of us, if we have access to a telephone.
  • Smokey Bear (preemptively).

Sound off in the comments if you have other ideas we can always use those engagement numbers.

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2 thoughts on “Things That Extinguish Fires That Aren’t Named “Fire Extinguishers”

  1. 10. TV’s Lindsey Lohan
    9. Very, very thick fog
    8. Dark Matter
    7. A really loud and scary sound (fire is a wimp)
    6. A moderately loud and scary sound (seriously, fire is a total wimp)
    5. Weepant’s peed pants
    4. A bucket of Ted Cruz’s saliva
    3. Portland Trail Blazer Enes Kanter entering the game
    2. an NIT Stu Strip Tease
    And the number 1 top ten Thing That Extinguishes Fires but isn’t Named “Fire Extinguisher” is: $500 worth of jasmine rice

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