What I Would Eat If I Were a Spotted Hyena

If I were a spotted hyena, I would eat the following things:

Leftovers

If I were a spotted hyena, I would be a famed scavenger, and I would dine on the leftovers of other predators.

Birds, Lizards, Snakes, and Insects

If I were a spotted hyena, I would also kill and eat birds, lizards, snakes, and insects.

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3 thoughts on “What I Would Eat If I Were a Spotted Hyena

  1. simple. straightforward. and unbelievably ignorant.

    it is a known fact that a balanced hyena diet includes humor. where would they get their daily source of humor nutrients in this fantasy world you’ve created? clearly, they would also need to snack on stand up comedians or newspaper clippings of political cartoons.

    read a book sometimes.

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