Weber State hosts Northern Arizona today in Big Sky action.
Here’s what to know (in other words, here are the things I’m googling to make sure I have a vague enough understanding of this game to chirp Weber State later if the opportunity arises):
Northern Arizona Wins the Nickname Battle
Lumberjacks. Much cooler than Wildcats. Also responsible for the loss of wildcat habitat, I’d imagine. Just think about that: Even with dwindling wildcat habitat over the last few centuries, universities keep introducing more wildcats into the world. It’s crowded!
Northern Arizona Is Supposed to Be Good at the Offense
In football, the offense is 49% of the game (another 49% is defense, special teams is 1%, and then I’m guessing there’s a rounding error). Northern Arizona? Reputably pretty good at the offense. Good thing Weber State’s good at the defense. If we’re supporting Weber State. That’s ambiguous at this point.
Northern Arizona Is Supposed to Be Bad at the Defense
Real bad, actually. Which is good, because Weber State’s no offensive juggernaut. I mean, they’re offensive alright—I’m offended they’re too proud to take my objectively good suggestion and become the Beekeepers. But they aren’t incredible at scoring points, so Northern Arizona should give them some help on that front.
I Have No Idea if Northern Arizona’s a Playoff Contender
Just spent a few minutes trying to piece it together and gave up. Hope Joe finishes that part of the model soon (editor’s note: I don’t think Joe’s gonna finish that part of the model soon).
