The Haters Tried to Slash My Tires. They Failed.

I’m developing a habit of blaming any misfortune I encounter upon “the haters.”

Which is why yesterday’s discovery of a bolt in my driver’s-side front tire was interpreted as a particularly aggressive assault by the haters upon my well-being.

Thankfully, I buy my tires at Firestone, and whether I chose this or not, I have a warranty. Tire care is important, and it isn’t something I take lightly. In fact, I probably take it too seriously. Occasionally I have nightmares in which poorly maintained tires play a role. But yeah, definitely needed to get the tire fixed. That bolt was in there real good.

For the haters, though, it was hardly a victory. Because guess what, you haters? I had a very nice day yesterday while the good people at the Firestone by Congress and Barton Springs removed the bolt and patched the tire.

Must feel bad.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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