The Dodgers Could Have Used Joe Kelly Last Night

I’ve been trying to hold it in.

I’ve waited like fifteen hours.

I can’t take it anymore.

I’m going to wet my soul (I keep blog posts in my soul’s bladder).

THE DODGERS COULD HAVE USED JOE KELLY LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean look at it factually: Bullpen blew a lead. Padres were unafraid. Dodgers had extra-innings situations with runners on base, which call for 1) speed [which Joe Kelly has] and 2) bats [which Joe Kelly might have but we don’t know yet because the sample size over his MLB career is still far too small to pass a judgment]. Joe Kelly healthy and not shadow suspended? Dodgers win that game. Acknowledge it. Acknowledge it!!!

Ok, thanks. That feels better.

Stu Streit: NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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