The Dodgers Could Have Used Joe Kelly Last Night

I’ve been trying to hold it in.

I’ve waited like fifteen hours.

I can’t take it anymore.

I’m going to wet my soul (I keep blog posts in my soul’s bladder).

THE DODGERS COULD HAVE USED JOE KELLY LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean look at it factually: Bullpen blew a lead. Padres were unafraid. Dodgers had extra-innings situations with runners on base, which call for 1) speed [which Joe Kelly has] and 2) bats [which Joe Kelly might have but we don’t know yet because the sample size over his MLB career is still far too small to pass a judgment]. Joe Kelly healthy and not shadow suspended? Dodgers win that game. Acknowledge it. Acknowledge it!!!

Ok, thanks. That feels better.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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