I have a big announcement.
I am going to start a milk diary.
For the entirety of 2021 (or until I forget), I will be keeping a detailed record of how much dairy (and other milks, I don’t discriminate) I consume, when I consume it, and the form in which it comes to me, with the goal of…I don’t know what the goal is.
Anyway, if 2021 ends up being a great year for mankind, I’m taking credit. First dibs. Milk is the answer, friends.