There’s a report out there that Donald Trump wants to nuke hurricanes.
I don’t think it’ll work.
For one thing, it seems like it would be difficult to fit a hurricane into any existing microwave. And with our national debt as large as it is, building a really big microwave seems potentially wasteful, and that’s before we even get into where we’d store the thing (my closet’s full!).
But beyond that impracticality, I’m just not sure a hurricane would lose in a battle with a microwave. The way I see it, there are three possibilities:
1. The Microwave Gets Too Wet and We All Get Electrocuted
Not a good outcome.
2. The Microwave Accidentally Makes the Hurricane Even Bigger
Hurricanes, like marshmallows, look fluffy when viewed from above. Prove me wrong that this is what would happen (made that sentence confusing to make it harder to prove me wrong).
3. The Microwave and the Hurricane Team Up and Don’t Start a Boy Band
If the really big microwave and the hurricane start a boy band, it’ll be fine. They’d probably tour on other planets. But if they join forces and don’t start a boy band, we’re all in big trouble, because both those things are capable of killing us all.
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Just some thoughts.
