Now, I don’t *think* this is how it works, but in the event it is, we just canceled 32 individuals. Good work, guys. Society is safer for your efforts.
The first round is over. The second round begins now. Remember: This is who is the *least* likely to get canceled.
Three ways to vote, below. Yesterday’s results, below that. The bracket, below those.
The second half of first round voting starts now and will last until about 11:00 AM EDT tomorrow (Tuesday).
The three ways to vote:
This Google Form (continue to be cool):
https://forms.gle/wUU8u34sXpQ5LAc57
Our Instagram story (be cool):
https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/
This Twitter thread (be cool):
Beyoncé defeats Doris Burke, 39-19
Instagram: Beyoncé 35, Doris Burke 12
Twitter: Doris Burke 5, Beyoncé 2
Google Form: Beyoncé 2, Doris Burke 2
Abby Wambach defeats Alice Walker, 32-16
Instagram: Abby Wambach 29, Alice Walker 9
Twitter: Alice Walker 5, Abby Wambach 1
Google Form: Abby Wambach 2, Alice Walker 2
Gritty defeats Mina Kimes, 29-21
Instagram: Gritty 25, Mina Kimes 15
Twitter: Mina Kimes 5, Gritty 2
Google Form: Gritty 2, Mina Kimes 1
Oprah Winfrey defeats Tina Fey, 38-25
Instagram: Oprah Winfrey 31, Tina Fey 20
Twitter: Oprah Winfrey 6, Tina Fey 2
Google Form: Tina Fey 3, Oprah Winfrey 1
Helen Keller defeats Laura Dern, 42-18
Instagram: Helen Keller 32, Laura Dern 16
Twitter: Helen Keller 7, Laura Dern 1
Google Form: Helen Keller 3, Laura Dern 1
Greta Thunberg defeats Lisa Leslie, 32-25
Instagram: Greta Thunberg 29, Lisa Leslie 18
Twitter: Lisa Leslie 5, Greta Thunberg 1
Google Form: Greta Thunberg 2, Lisa Leslie 2
Michael Bublé defeats Annika Sörenstam, 33-17
Instagram: Michael Bublé 27, Annika Sörenstam 13
Twitter: Michael Bublé 4, Annika Sörenstam 2
Google Form: Michael Bublé 2, Annika Sörenstam 2
Tony Hawk defeats Michelle Kwan, 36-21
Instagram: Tony Hawk 30, Michelle Kwan 16
Twitter: Tony Hawk 4, Michelle Kwan 3
Google Form: Tony Hawk 2, Michelle Kwan 2
Betty White defeats Roger Federer, 45-12
Instagram: Betty White 45, Roger Federer 12
Twitter: Betty White 4, Roger Federer 2
Google Form: Betty White 3, Roger Federer 1
Emmanuel Acho defeats Bill Walton, 27-26
Instagram: Emmanuel Acho 23, Bill Walton 19
Twitter: Bill Walton 5, Emmanuel Acho 2
Google Form: Emmanuel Acho 2, Bill Walton 2
Will Smith defeats Albert Einstein, 33-28
Instagram: Will Smith 28, Albert Einstein 22
Twitter: Albert Einstein 4, Will Smith 3
Google Form: Will Smith 2, Albert Einstein 2
Serena Williams defeats Boog Sciambi, 50-6
Instagram: Serena Williams 41, Boog Sciambi 5
Twitter: Serena Williams 5, Boog Sciambi 1
Google Form: Serena Williams 4, Boog Sciambi 0
Tom Hanks defeats Jimmy Carter, 44-18
Instagram: Tom Hanks 35, Jimmy Carter 14
Twitter: Tom Hanks 6, Jimmy Carter 3
Google Form: Tom Hanks 3, Jimmy Carter 1
Julia Louis-Dreyfus defeats Sully Sullenberger, 37-19
Instagram: Julia Louis-Dreyfus 27, Sully Sullenberger 17
Twitter: Julia Louis-Dreyfus 7, Sully Sullenberger 1
Google Form: Julia Louis-Dreyfus 3, Sully Sullenberger 1
Fred Rogers defeats Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 32-26
Instagram: Fred Rogers 27, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson 20
Twitter: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson 4, Fred Rogers 3
Google Form: Fred Rogers 2, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson 2
Winnie the Pooh defeats Julie Andrews, 38-24
Instagram: Winnie the Pooh 30, Julie Andrews 19
Twitter: Winnie the Pooh 5, Julie Andrews 4
Google Form: Winnie the Pooh 3, Julie Andrews 1
