Don’t Cancel Me, Bro! – Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting

Tom Hanks vs. Mr. Rogers. If only someone had told Sony it would come to this.

We’re down to 16 unlikely-to-be-canceled people. But only one can be unlikely-to-be-canceledist. Who? Well, you’ve got a say in that.

Three ways to vote, below. Second Round results, below that. The bracket, below those.

Round of 16 voting starts now and will last until about 4:30 PM EDT tomorrow (Wednesday), with quarterfinal voting starting shortly thereafter.

The three ways to vote:

This Google Form (continue to be cool):

https://forms.gle/U7UnFm5DhXi1Sr3S9

Our Instagram story (be cool):

https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/

This Twitter thread (be cool):

#DontCancelMeBro Round of 16 voting ⬇️

Second Round results: https://t.co/xZspFRUa0r pic.twitter.com/hNIz3A5iUm

— The Barking Crow (@thebarkingcrow) April 20, 2021

Dolly Parton defeats Vanna White, 51-13

Instagram: Dolly Parton 40, Vanna White 11
Twitter: Dolly Parton 8, Vanna White 1
Google Form: Dolly Parton 3, Vanna White 1

Lin-Manuel Miranda defeats Russell Wilson, 39-21

Instagram: Lin-Manuel Miranda 30, Russell Wilson 17
Twitter: Lin-Manuel Miranda 6, Russell Wilson 3
Google Form: Lin-Manuel Miranda 3, Russell Wilson 1

Emma Watson defeats Weird Al Yankovic, 40-20

Instagram: Emma Watson 31, Weird Al Yankovic 16
Twitter: Emma Watson 5, Weird Al Yankovic 4
Google Form: Emma Watson 4, Weird Al Yankovic 0

Michelle Obama defeats Bill Nye, 50-11

Instagram: Michelle Obama 40, Bill Nye 9
Twitter: Michelle Obama 6, Bill Nye 2
Google Form: Michelle Obama 4, Bill Nye 0

Jackie Chan defeats Paddington, 31-28

Instagram: Jackie Chan 25, Paddington 22
Twitter: Paddington 5, Jackie Chan 3
Google Form: Jackie Chan 3, Paddington 1

Keanu Reeves defeats Paul McCartney, 43-17

Instagram: Keanu Reeves 33, Paul McCartney 15
Twitter: Keanu Reeves 7, Paul McCartney 1
Google Form: Keanu Reeves 3, Paul McCartney 1

Amy Poehler defeats Marge Simpson, 36-25

Instagram: Amy Poehler 31, Marge Simpson 15
Twitter: Marge Simpson 7, Amy Poehler 4
Google Form: Marge Simpson 3, Amy Poehler 1

Princess Diana defeats Alicia Keys, 42-20

Instagram: Princess Diana 35, Alicia Keys 13
Twitter: Princess Diana 5, Alicia Keys 5
Google Form: Princess Diana 2, Alicia Keys 2

Beyoncé defeats Abby Wambach, 42-18

Instagram: Beyoncé 35, Abby Wambach 11
Twitter: Beyoncé 6, Abby Wambach 4
Google Form: Abby Wambach 3, Beyoncé 1

Oprah Winfrey defeats Gritty, 46-16

Instagram: Oprah Winfrey 38, Gritty 10
Twitter: Oprah Winfrey 5, Gritty 5
Google Form: Oprah Winfrey 3, Gritty 1

Helen Keller defeats Greta Thunberg, 37-20

Instagram: Helen Keller 26, Greta Thunberg 19
Twitter: Helen Keller 7, Greta Thunberg 1
Google Form: Helen Keller 4, Greta Thunberg 0

Tony Hawk defeats Michael Bublé, 36-21

Instagram: Tony Hawk 29, Michael Bublé 16
Twitter: Tony Hawk 5, Michael Bublé 3
Google Form: Tony Hawk 2, Michael Bublé 2

Betty White defeats Emmanuel Acho, 47-10

Instagram: Betty White 36, Emmanuel Acho 8
Twitter: Betty White 7, Emmanuel Acho 2
Google Form: Betty White 4, Emmanuel Acho 0

Serena Williams defeats Will Smith, 37-23

Instagram: Serena Williams 30, Will Smith 17
Twitter: Will Smith 5, Serena Williams 4
Google Form: Serena Williams 3, Will Smith 1

Tom Hanks defeats Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 43-16

Instagram: Tom Hanks 31, Julia Louis-Dreyfus 14
Twitter: Tom Hanks 8, Julia Louis-Dreyfus 2
Google Form: Tom Hanks 4, Julia Louis-Dreyfus 0

Fred Rogers defeats Winnie the Pooh, 31-26

Instagram: Fred Rogers 29, Winnie the Pooh 15
Twitter: Winnie the Pooh 7, Fred Rogers 2
Google Form: Winnie the Pooh 4, Fred Rogers 0