UGH I’m trying to find a good summary of this but something’s wrong with the forum on Gaga Daily so I can’t find it. Guess I have to write my blog post myself. I’ll start like the experts do.
In a series of since-deleted tweets…
Basically, Doja Cat (rapper, not a cat) went on Instagram Live a couple days ago and chirped a raven (I haven’t seen an image of the raven, so I can’t verify it was a raven and not a rook or a crow or perhaps a Batman) for…I don’t know, being around her house? It was unclear to me. Then, the tweets happened, and in the tweets, Doja Cat threatened the raven because it “tried to run a fade w both my cats” (cats, not rappers). I don’t know what “run a fade” means, but the ensuing tweets were intense. Among other things, Doja Cat threatened to “serve (the raven) up w some crunchy garlic and shishito.” This, after noting that the raven, upon landing in her backyard, “had what looked like a fuckin chicken breast w paprika all over it hangin out his mouth.” (We have not confirmed if the bird was, in fact, a male.) Uh, Doja Cat, think you might be in a Snickers commercial?
The important thing here is that the tweets were deleted, so Doja Cat stans, don’t come trying to “run a fade” (Did I use that right?) on us. We’re all friends here. Clearly, Doja Cat backed down. That said, if she calls another corvid a “bony kneed no fist havin ass bitch,” we may need to revisit the subject of her relationship with those with wings.
This was not an expert post…