Last weekend was supposed to be the Kentucky Derby, right?
Just googled it.
Answer: Yes.
With that established, let’s move on to something more important.
Do the horses know the Kentucky Derby got postponed? Or are they just sitting around waiting for Derby Day? I’m pretty sure those guys (and gals?) only run it once apiece—the ones who do run it, I mean—but still, do they realize it’s missing? Did someone tell them?
If you know, let me know.
