Sparknotes: Be careful about mentioning diapers. Shrek still plays.
Will Power, Who I Once Thanked for Winning the Indy 500, Nearly Missed the Indy 500
Don’t take anything for granted.
The Dodgers Are 50% Better When Joe Kelly’s Active
Just some facts.
Fire and Rain: Everyone Survives NASCAR’s Austin Experiment
Thank goodness.
Burnley Goes Quietly into the Offseason
A 17th-place finish is highly efficient, when you think about it.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
It all comes down to this.
Max Verstappen Wins, Two Cars Break Hilariously
I feel like Monaco isn’t supposed to be…a mess in that way?
Willie Nelson, Matthew McConaughey, and NASCAR
The three biggest things in Austin (today).
Burnley Wraps Things Up
The finale.
Wake Up with the 1998 NIT Championship Game
Happy Sunday!
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
Not good. Not bad. Just ok.
They’re Grand Prixing in Monaco
Off they go.
A Saturday Morning Milk Poem
Good morning.
The Cubs Should Trade for Max Scherzer
It’s narrative-changing time.
Joe Kelly: Good Pitcher, Better Dad
You can’t put a home run equivalent on fatherhood.
Fargo vs. Washing Machine
A battle for the ages.
I Will Not Be Attending NASCAR’s Race in Austin
This weekend’s NASCAR/F1/IndyCar schedule. It’s a big weekend!
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Be cool, you who are apathetic towards cabbage.