Good morning.
The Cubs Should Trade for Max Scherzer
It’s narrative-changing time.
Joe Kelly: Good Pitcher, Better Dad
You can’t put a home run equivalent on fatherhood.
Fargo vs. Washing Machine
A battle for the ages.
I Will Not Be Attending NASCAR’s Race in Austin
This weekend’s NASCAR/F1/IndyCar schedule. It’s a big weekend!
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Be cool, you who are apathetic towards cabbage.
Joe Kelly: Winner
Another scoreless inning from our guy.
The White Sox Know What They’re Doing, Don’t They.
Is the Tony La Russa thing a setup?
Your Sixth-Place Ottawa Senators
The Senators did not finish in last place.
Could the 2022 NIT Put Boise on the Map?
Some real estate thoughts.
Remembering the 2007 Bernotas Middle School Food Fight
The greatest of middle school lunches.
Burnley Didn’t Ruin Liverpool’s Season Yesterday
In happier news, we’re about to get mildly invested in the second tier of Irish professional football.
The World’s Fair Vision Board That Might Change the World(‘s Fair)
A reader submitted quite the vision board.
This Is the First Time Cardinals Legends Joe Kelly and Albert Pujols Have Been Teammates
Believe it or not.
After Cubs Games, Andrew Chafin Is Going to His Boat, Drinking Beers, and Catching Fish
I don’t think we’re giving this the attention it deserves.
Burnley Gets a Chance to Ruin Liverpool’s Year
This would be so funny.
The White Sox Are Going to Implode, Right?
God must not allow this to work.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Second Round Voting
Uninspiring vegetables abound.