There’s a story right now that Kim Kardashian has been involved in a statue-smuggling case. I don’t know much more about it than that. A statue may or may not have been smuggled and Kim Kardashian may or may not have been involved.
Anyway, repeatedly seeing the headline got me thinking about who the funniest Major League Baseball player would be to be involved in statue-smuggling, and the answer is Zack Greinke. Zack Greinke is the funniest potential statue-smuggler in the majors. No need for debate. It’s Zack Greinke. I could draw this out further, but the answer is Zack Greinke. So I’m gonna move on now.
