A few weeks ago, my friend Andy (the hairy one, not the one who dated two girls at once in high school while each thought the other didn’t know) sent me the following text:
You’re all familiar with the 1986 Documentary “Space Jam.” If we found ourselves in the modern day in a “Spaced Jammed” situation, and we had to build a basketball team using ONLY current heads of state with you as the head coach, what would be the starting 5 to defend earth.
My response:
Ok so first of all we’re running a four out system so I can put Putin at the 4 and let him do whatever evil shit he wants on the defensive end since I know no ref will call it with that size disadvantage.
I want the Finnish lady at the point because she seems unflappable.
Zelensky as a 3 and D guy at the 2.
MBS as a slasher from the wing.
And then I’d make the CIA pull the trigger on Kim Jong Un and install Rodman to anchor us in the paint.
And that’s how I found out Mohammed bin Salman isn’t technically Saudi Arabia’s head of state.
