Why Yes, Joe Kelly *Did* Pitch Another Scoreless Inning Yesterday

Nice of you to ask.

He pitched the seventh inning. Got…oh damn it, it’s Lars Nootbaar again. I forgot he faced Lars Nootbaar.

So there’s this guy on the Cardinals named Lars Nootbaar and I know it’s insensitive but I can’t not laugh when I hear the name Lars and then when you throw a big ol’ NOOTBAAR after it, I mean, come on. I’m sorry, Lars. I’m sure you’re a wonderful guy. But your name is hilarious.

Also, Joe Kelly got you out last night.

Two of your friends, too.

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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