Why the NIT Should Use Jeff Bezos’s Ball

Got tweeting about the NIT last night. Here you go:

I say we use it.#NIT https://t.co/WIk44Ol8qh
— NIT Stu (@nit_stu) October 13, 2021

No one proposes on the court at Lucas Oil, U.S. Bank, the Alamodome, University of Phoenix Stadium, NRG, Lucas Oil again, Jerry World, the Georgia Dome (RIP), the Superdome, NRG but back when it was Reliant, or Lucas Oil AGAIN. And they certainly don’t do it at Ford Field. https://t.co/MNVT7panjl
— NIT Stu (@nit_stu) October 13, 2021

“I deny the greatness of America’s oldest, most selective, and best-smelling postseason men’s college basketball tournament, instead lured along by the siren song of CBS and the NCAA, two corporations hellbent on bending me towards Hell.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— NIT Stu (@nit_stu) October 13, 2021

On the topic of the first…I mean, it’s a great idea, right? People love Jeff Bezos articles. An article titled, “Why the NIT Is Using Jeff Bezos’s Ball” would go viral in a second. You clicked on this! You clicked on this!! Plus the sponsorship money…the increased notoriety…the status as a flashpoint for all kinds of people…it’s foolproof. Get the Amazon Basics ball and let’s go bring this tournament back to prominence, friends.

NIT Stu

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