What Does the Non-Hand-Washer Gain?

I have a question.

What does one gain by not washing their hands after doing the toilet things?

Is it the time? Is it the sense of defiance? Is it the lingering questioning of whether maybe you did get something onto your hand you sick freak? Is it keeping your hands from getting too dry? Are your hands getting little cracks and ouchies you big tough non-hand-washing butthead?

I don’t know. I get that there are germs everywhere. But even then, washing your hands in the bathroom means you’re at least washing them every few hours, right? Good interval to wash your hands at?

Answer the question for me, non-hand-washers.

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2 thoughts on “What Does the Non-Hand-Washer Gain?

  1. The non-hand-washer gains one thing and one thing only: the disdain of Mattia Binotto’s Glasses.

    (Oh and also exposure to salmonella, E. coli, and norovirus.)

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