Something called “Secrets of the Whales” is trending on Twitter, and I need a topic for today’s “nonsense” post (yes, yes, I hear the chirps, and it’s fair—most of this site is nonsense but only one post a weekday is intended to purely be nonsense). So…uh oh. I made my Microsoft Word screen look weird. Oh no. What is happening. The top of the page was gone so I clicked into a different view option to get out of it and now I can’t get back to even just having the top of the page gone.
I gotta go, guys. The secrets remain secret.