Water towers are weird, right? Big bulby things sticking up into the sky holding nothing but water?
I mean, I get why they exist. You have to put the water somewhere, and my impression is having it up high helps the whole water pressure dealio. (Yeah, I’m familiar with gravity, but that doesn’t fit your narrative, now does it, you Einstein stan?)
But…they’re weird. Big bulby things. Sticking up into the sky. Holding nothing but water.
One of my favorite things about water towers is that we decorate them. We usually don’t go too crazy with this—it’s tasteful, or simple at the very least. But we decorate our big bulby water collectors. Can’t just have them sitting there looking boring!
I think a fun innovation would be a milk tower. But that’s a matter for another blog post.