Victory for Corvids: Canberra Ravens Defeat Google

Is that Ed Reed?

After incidents like this one, Google suspended the drone deliveries, and the message here is clear: Corvids still control the skies. Sorry, Google, but if you want drone delivery, you’re going to have to do what the Wright Brothers did: Make a blood oath with a pair of crows named “Trouble” and “Ben Franklin Couldn’t Fly” (weird name, we know). Otherwise, you’ll end up like legendary person-who-wanted-to-fly-but-didn’t-make-an-agreement-with-Corvids Leonardo da Vinci: Dead, Italian, and turned into the title of an airport bookstore thriller (oh, the irony).

Your choice, Google.

Your choice.

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