Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting

Alright, there’s some evidence one of you wasn’t being cool yesterday. Three votes cast in rapid succession for cabbage and cabbage alone.

We’re letting it slide for the moment—it didn’t change the result of the vote overall, and it’s funny because the implication would be that the voter in question either feels very strongly that no one should feel strongly about cabbage or hates or loves artichokes. Any of those is funny to me. But please don’t do it again.

As always, there are three ways to vote. As always, be cool.

Quarterfinal voting starts now and will last until about 11:45 AM EDT tomorrow (Saturday). Semifinal voting will start either tomorrow night or Sunday morning.

The three ways to vote:

This Google Form (keep being cool):

https://forms.gle/K1au2nRaNYDJun4g8

Our Instagram story (be cool):

https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/

This Twitter thread (be cool):

Twitter thread coming shortly, and so are the Instagram stories.

Now, Round of 16 results:

Pea defeats Parsley, 27-11

Instagram: Pea 16, Parsley 11
Twitter: Pea 6, Parsley 0
Google Form: Pea 5, Parsley 0

Cabbage defeats Artichoke, 30-12

Instagram: Cabbage 20, Artichoke 8
Twitter: Cabbage 3, Artichoke 3
Google Form: Cabbage 7, Artichoke 1

Celery defeats Parsnip, 23-17

Instagram: Celery 15, Parsnip 14
Twitter: Celery 4, Parsnip 2
Google Form: Celery 4, Parsnip 1

Zucchini defeats Beetroot, 25-15

Instagram: Zucchini 15, Beetroot 14
Twitter: Zucchini 6, Beetroot 0
Google Form: Zucchini 4, Beetroot 1

Lima Bean defeats Collard Green, 22-18

Instagram: Lima Bean 16, Collard Green 13
Twitter: Lima Bean 3, Collard Green 3
Google Form: Lima Bean 3, Collard Green 2

Acorn Squash defeats Fennel, 21-18

Instagram: Fennel 16, Acorn Squash 12
Twitter: Acorn Squash 4, Fennel 2
Google Form: Acorn Squash 5, Fennel 0

Okra defeats Watercress, 23-15

Instagram: Okra 17, Watercress 11
Twitter: Okra 3, Watercress 2
Google Form: Okra 3, Watercress 2

Sprout defeats Swiss Chard, 25-12

Instagram: Sprout 16, Swiss Chard 11
Twitter: Sprout 4, Swiss Chard 1
Google Form: Sprout 5, Swiss Chard 0