The Tournament of the Worst’s Round of 16 is complete. Here’s the updated bracket:
Quarterfinal voting begins now and lasts until about 11:30 AM EDT tomorrow (Sunday). As always, there are the three ways to cast your ballot (and yes, you’re allowed to use all three, but be cool about it):
This Google Form:
https://forms.gle/vU1cyZRa7eRUKJoU8
Our Instagram Stories:
www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow
This Twitter Thread:
Now, the Round of 16 results:
Mosquitos defeat The College Tuition Bubble, 25-10
Instagram: Mosquitos 15, The College Tuition Bubble 8
Twitter: Mosquitos 9, The College Tuition Bubble 2
Google Form: Mosquitos 1, The College Tuition Bubble 0
Are mosquitos the solution to the college tuition bubble?
Body Odor defeats Diarrhea, 20-15
Instagram: Body Odor 13, Diarrhea 10
Twitter: Body Odor 6, Diarrhea 5
Google Form: Body Odor 1, Diarrhea 0
Stinky and definitely stays with you vs. stinkier and only stays with you in the worst of circumstances (but whoa is that a bad outcome when it happens).
Car/House/Apt Problems defeat Melted Candy, 31-4
Instagram: Car/House/Apt Problems 20, Melted Candy 3
Twitter: Car/House/Apt Problems 10, Melted Candy 1
Google Form: Car/House/Apt Problems 1, Melted Candy 0
Car/House/Apt Problems appear to be gaining momentum as the tournament goes on. Their most decisive victory yet, and even more impressive given Melted Candy’s recent triumph over Cable News.
Allergies defeat Sunburn, 19-15
Instagram: Sunburn 12, Allergies 10
Twitter: Allergies 8, Sunburn 3
Google Form: Allergies 1, Sunburn 0
Big showdown coming up between man and nature (kind of).
Parking Tickets defeat Stubbing Your Toe, 19-14
Instagram: Parking Tickets 13, Stubbing Your Toe 8
Twitter: Parking Tickets 6, Stubbing Your Toe 5
Google Form: Stubbing Your Toe 1, Parking Tickets 0
Have to say, this vote surprised me. Guess I haven’t had a parking ticket in a few years, though (not to brag). I stub my toe way more often (also not to brag).
Litter defeats Potholes, 19-15
Instagram: Litter 13, Potholes 9
Twitter: Litter 6, Potholes 5
Google Form: Potholes 1, Litter 0
I was surprised by litter’s strength until I delivered Sonic to a neighborhood strewn with litter yesterday morning. I get it now.
The DMV defeats Delays, 22-14
Instagram: The DMV 13, Delays 9
Twitter: The DMV 8, Delays 5
Google Form: The DMV 1, Delays 0
If only the sentence above were true in the realm outside this bracket.
Pyramid Schemes defeat Dead Batteries, 24-12
Instagram: Pyramid Schemes 15, Dead Batteries 7
Twitter: Pyramid Schemes 8, Dead Batteries 5
Google Form: Pyramid Schemes 1, Dead Batteries 0
There’s definitely been a pyramid scheme centered on a bogus eternal battery before.
