The Tournament of the Worst continues. The Quarterfinals are complete. Here’s the updated bracket:
Semifinal voting begins now and lasts until about 12:30 PM EDT tomorrow (Monday). As always, there are the three ways to cast your ballot (and yes, you’re allowed to use all three, but be cool about it):
This Google Form:
https://forms.gle/gqfsAUjpRFcomVF38
Our Instagram Stories:
www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow
This Twitter Thread:
Now, the Quarterfinal results:
Mosquitos defeat Body Odor, 25-7
Instagram: Mosquitos 15, Body Odor 6
Twitter: Mosquitos 8, Body Odor 1
Google Form: Mosquitos 2, Body Odor 0
The skeeters continue their reign of terror.
Car/House/Apt Problems defeat Allergies, 21-12
Instagram: Car/House/Apt Problems 14, Allergies 8
Twitter: Car/House/Apt Problems 6, Allergies 3
Google Form: Car/House/Apt Problems 1, Allergies 1
It is true. Calling a landlord/handyperson/mechanic stinks.
Litter defeats Parking Tickets, 19-15
Instagram: Litter 11, Parking Tickets 11
Twitter: Litter 6, Parking Tickets 4
Google Form: Litter 2, Parking Tickets 0
Very close vote. Nearly got Government vs. Government in the semifinals, because…
The DMV defeats Pyramid Schemes, 25-9
Instagram: The DMV 17, Pyramid Schemes 5
Twitter: The DMV 7, Pyramid Schemes 3
Google Form: The DMV 1, Pyramid Schemes 1
To everyone who voted for Pyramid Schemes as the worse of these two: Have you personally been victimized by a pyramid scheme, or do you love bureaucracy? Or both? We want to hear your story.
