Tournament of Pretty Things: Championship Results, The People’s Rankings

The Tournament of Pretty Things is complete.

Waterfalls defeat Old Neighborhoods, 36-16

Instagram: Waterfalls 29, Old Neighborhoods 13
Twitter: Waterfalls 6, Old Neighborhoods 3
Google Form: Waterfalls 1, Old Neighborhoods 0

Waterfalls are the prettiest thing.

As we also do, we’ve compiled The People’s Rankings for this bracket. If this is your first time encountering The People’s Rankings, here’s how The People’s Rankings work:

  • Take the champion (Waterfalls) and assign it a score of 100.
  • For everything which lost to Waterfalls, calculate its score using ‘Score = 100 – M,’ where M is the margin of defeat, in percentage points.
  • For everything which lost to a thing which lost to Waterfalls, calculate its score using ‘Score = Opponent’s Score – M/Opponent’s Score.’ Continue this for all the things until everything has a score.

Obviously, The People’s Rankings aren’t a perfect way to measure how these would stack up in a collective ranking. Votes are binary. They don’t account for enthusiasm. Still, it’s the best way to make Streams feel better about their first round exit we’ve figured out so far.

Now, The People’s Rankings:

1. Waterfalls (100.0)
2. Waves (84.6)
3. Lakes (79.1)
4. Streams (74.8)
5. The Sky (68.5)
6. Wildflowers (63.0)
7. Old Neighborhoods (61.5)
8. Clouds (61.2)
9. Bonfires (57.7)
10. Wraparound Porches (56.8)
11. Bookshops (56.4)
12. Riverbanks (55.4)
13. Meadows (53.5)
14. Fireflies (52.1)
15. Farmhouses (51.0)
16. Ripples (50.5)
17. Coffeehouses (49.2)
18. Diamonds (46.5)
19. Songbirds (45.1)
20. Seashells (45.0)
21. Butterflies (44.31)
22. String Lights (44.29)
23. Barns (43.7)
24. Cottages (42.9)
25. Candlelight (41.0)
26. Parks (38.9)
27. Gold (38.1)
28. Cobblestones (36.3)
29. Castles (35.2)
30. Lanterns (34.1)
31. Second-Story Porches (31.0)
32. Pianos (29.33)
33. Trees (29.29)
34. Fireplaces (28.3)
35. Golf Courses (27.9)
36. Wine (27.2)
37. Streetlamps (26.7)
38. Violins (25.6)
39. Chimneys (25.2)
40. Starfish (25.0)
41. Homemade Bread (24.8)
42. Sailboats (24.7)
43. Baseball Fields (23.9)
44. Hardwood Floors (23.8)
45. Pebbles (23.3)
46. Snowflakes (23.1)
47. Frost (20.0)
48. Lighthouses (19.7)
49. Silver (19.4)
50. Sprinkles (19.03)
51. Carbonation Bubbles (18.96)
52. Flower Boxes (18.0)
53. Steamboats (17.60)
54. Glitter (17.56)
55. Teacups (16.6)
56. Locomotives (15.7)
57. Icicles (13.9)
58. Cacti (13.6)
59. Vases (12.5)
60. Wind Chimes (10.8)
61. Bells (8.0)
62. Fountains (7.4)
63. Steam (7.3)
64. Pearls (5.6)

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