The commercials roll on. There is no program. The commercials are the program. You’re voting on them, feeling the thrill of disappointing advertisers as you banish their bleak souls from the bracket. Your bracket. Not their bracket. Yours. You can’t wait to continue.
We’re back with the Tournament of Commercials Second Round. If you haven’t seen some of the remaining commercials, here’s a link where you can find them all.
Second Round voting will continue until about 8:00 PM EDT tomorrow—Monday. Expect Round of 16 voting to commence Tuesday.
As always, three ways to vote.
This Google Form:
https://forms.gle/TiN8E4esNvT5bXKA8
Our Instagram story:
https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/
This Twitter thread:
Now, detailed results from the second half of the First Round:
Escape of the Bunny – Energizer defeats Pirate Restaurant – FreeCreditReport.com, 16-7
Instagram: Escape of the Bunny 12, Pirate Restaurant 3
Twitter: Escape of the Bunny 3, Pirate Restaurant 2
Google Form: Pirate Restaurant 2, Escape of the Bunny 1
Cavemen Apology – Geico defeats Fansville: Season 1 Trailer – Dr. Pepper, 17-12
Instagram: Cavemen Apology 14, Fansville 7
Twitter: Fansville 3, Cavemen Apology 2
Google Form: Fansville 2, Cavemen Apology 1
iPhone Christmas Movie – Apple defeats Radio Language Barrier – Language Institute, 21-5
Instagram: iPhone Christmas 15, Language Institute 3
Twitter: iPhone Christmas 3, Language Institute 2
Google Form: iPhone Christmas 3, Language Institute 0
Puppy Love – Budweiser defeats Hooray Beer: You Are Beautiful – Red Stripe, 17-11
Instagram: Puppy Love 15, Hooray Beer 5
Twitter: Hooray Beer 3, Puppy Love 2
Google Form: Hooray Beer 3, Puppy Love 0
Terry Tate, Office Linebacker: Hey Janice – Reebok defeats Mayhem: Cat Edition – Allstate, 19-10
Instagram: Terry Tate 13, Mayhem 8
Twitter: Terry Tate 3, Mayhem 2
Google Form: Terry Tate 3, Mayhem 0
Elton John Christmas – John Lewis defeats Sign Language – Chick-Fil-A, 20-8
Instagram: Elton John 12, Sign Language 8
Twitter: Elton John 5, Sign Language 0
Google Form: Elton John 3, Sign Language 0
Got Milk? Who Shot Hamilton – California Milk Processor Board defeats Birthday Cake – Panda Cheese, 21-4
Instagram: Got Milk 17, Panda Cheese 1
Twitter: Got Milk 3, Panda Cheese 1
Google Form: Panda Cheese 2, Got Milk 1
Bear in a Pool – Farmers Insurance defeats Go Meat! – Hillshire Farm, 16-11
Instagram: Bear in a Pool 12, Go Meat! 7
Twitter: Go Meat! 3, Bear in a Pool 2
Google Form: Bear in a Pool 2, Go Meat! 1
Hump Day Camel – Geico defeats 1984 – Apple, 19-9
Instagram: Hump Day 12, 1984 8
Twitter: Hump Day 4, 1984 1
Google Form: Hump Day 3, 1984 0
Thank You, Mom: 2018 Olympics – Procter & Gamble defeats Find Your Greatness – Nike, 16-10
Instagram: Thank You Mom 9, Find Your Greatness 9
Twitter: Thank You Mom 4, Find Your Greatness 1
Google Form: Thank You Mom 3, Find Your Greatness 0
E-Trade Baby: Shankapotamus – E-Trade defeats Algebra Chant – NACME, 23-2
Instagram: Shankapotamus 16, Algebra 1
Twitter: Shankapotamus 4, Algebra 1
Google Form: Shankapotamus 3, Algebra 0
MJ vs. Larry Bird – McDonald’s defeats MJ vs. MJ – Gatorade, 20-9
Instagram: MJ vs. Larry Bird 12, MJ vs. MJ 8
Twitter: MJ vs. Larry Bird 5, MJ vs. MJ 1
Google Form: MJ vs. Larry Bird 3, MJ vs. MJ 0
Jake from State Farm – State Farm defeats We Got Ourselves a Game – Versus, 17-10
Instagram: Jake from State Farm 15, Versus 4
Twitter: Versus 3, Jake from State Farm 2
Google Form: Versus 3, Jake from State Farm 0
How Many Licks – Tootsie Pop defeats Magic Fridge – Bud Light, 18-8
Instagram: How Many Licks 14, Magic Fridge 4
Twitter: Magic Fridge 3, How Many Licks 2
Google Form: How Many Licks 2, Magic Fridge 1
The Duck Goes Golfing – Aflac defeats The Force – Volkswagen, 16-8
Instagram: Aflac Duck 9, The Force 7
Twitter: Aflac Duck 4, The Force 1
Google Form: Aflac Duck 3, The Force 0
Where’s the Beef? – Wendy’s defeats Robert Goulet – Emerald Nuts, 19-6
Instagram: Where’s the Beef? 14, Robert Goulet 4
Twitter: Where’s the Beef? 3, Robert Goulet 1
Google Form: Where’s the Beef? 2, Robert Goulet 1