I am upset with some of you. Sea Otters are the cutest animals in the world, and would not be happy in your home. Maybe mine, because I’d be a wonderful host, but not yours. And a Stegosaurus? One of the coolest dinosaurs? In your home? Seems like a cool opportunity to me.
*sigh*
Anyway, we’re on to the Second Round of the Tournament of Animals You Do *Not* Want in Your Home.
Second Round voting will last until about 8:30 AM EDT tomorrow—Monday. Round of 16 voting is expected to begin on Tuesday.
As always, three ways to vote.
This Google Form:
https://forms.gle/1Sdk7GVkL5yaC6tm8
Our Instagram story:
https://www.instagram.com/thebarkingcrow/
This Twitter thread:
Now, detailed results from the second half of the First Round:
Chinese Giant Salamander defeats Giraffe, 26-16
Instagram: Chinese Giant Salamander 24, Giraffe 13
Twitter: Giraffe 3, Chinese Giant Salamander 1
Google Form: Chinese Giant Salamander 1, Giraffe 0
Anaconda defeats Coyote, 39-3
Instagram: Anaconda 34, Coyote 3
Twitter: Anaconda 4, Coyote 0
Google Form: Anaconda 1, Coyote 0
Armed Spider defeats Mountain Lion, 28-14
Instagram: Armed Spider 24, Mountain Lion 13
Twitter: Armed Spider 3, Mountain Lion 1
Google Form: Armed Spider 1, Mountain Lion 0
Stegosaurus defeats Sea Otter, 30-11
Instagram: Stegosaurus 28, Sea Otter 8
Twitter: Stegosaurus 2, Sea Otter 2
Google Form: Sea Otter 1, Stegosaurus 0
Hornet defeats Vulture, 25-17
Instagram: Hornet 24, Vulture 13
Twitter: Vulture 3, Hornet 1
Google Form: Vulture 1, Hornet 0
Lion defeats Piranha, 26-16
Instagram: Lion 23, Piranha 14
Twitter: Lion 3, Piranha 1
Google Form: Piranha 1, Lion 0
Bull defeats Opossum, 28-13
Instagram: Bull 26, Opossum 10
Twitter: Bull 2, Opossum 2
Google Form: Opossum 1, Bull 0
Feral Hog defeats Jackal, 32-10
Instagram: Feral Hog 27, Jackal 10
Twitter: Feral Hog 4, Jackal 0
Google Form: Feral Hog 1, Jackal 0
Pigeon defeats Kangaroo, 28-13
Instagram: Pigeon 25, Kangaroo 11
Twitter: Pigeon 2, Kangaroo 2
Google Form: Pigeon 1, Kangaroo 0
Snapping Turtle defeats Ostrich, 22-19
Instagram: Snapping Turtle 20, Ostrich 16
Twitter: Ostrich 3, Snapping Turtle 1
Google Form: Snapping Turtle 1, Ostrich 0
Polar Bear defeats Black Bear, 26-15
Instagram: Polar Bear 21, Black Bear 15
Twitter: Polar Bear 4, Black Bear 0
Google Form: Polar Bear 1, Black Bear 0
Tiger defeats Cassowary, 21-19
Instagram: Tiger 20, Cassowary 15
Twitter: Cassowary 3, Tiger 1
Google Form: Cassowary 1, Tiger 0
Wolverine defeats Cheetah, 29-10
Instagram: Wolverine 24, Cheetah 10
Twitter: Wolverine 4, Cheetah 0
Google Form: Wolverine 1, Cheetah 0
Grizzly Bear defeats Dingo, 37-2
Instagram: Grizzly Bear 32, Dingo 2
Twitter: Grizzly Bear 4, Dingo 0
Google Form: Grizzly Bear 1, Dingo 0
Scorpion defeats Ram, 27-15
Instagram: Scorpion 22, Ram 12
Twitter: Scorpion 4, Ram 3
Google Form: Scorpion 1, Ram 0
Moose defeats Bald Eagle, 30-12
Instagram: Moose 25, Bald Eagle 9
Twitter: Moose 5, Bald Eagle 2
Google Form: Bald Eagle 1, Moose 0
