We once again have a champion.
It was one of our closer brackets, with a nail-biter of a championship vote, but you were certain. You knew which animal you didn’t want in your home.
Anaconda defeats Grizzly Bear, 19-17
Instagram: Anaconda 17, Grizzly Bear 12
Twitter: Grizzly Bear 4, Anaconda 2
Google Form: Grizzly Bear 1, Anaconda 0
Now, The People’s Rankings.
If this is your first time encountering The People’s Rankings, here’s how The People’s Rankings work:
- Take the champion (in this case, the Anaconda) and assign it a score of 100.
- For everything which lost to the Anaconda, calculate its score using ‘Score = 100 – M,’ where M is the margin of defeat, in percentage points.
- For everything which lost to a thing which lost to the Anaconda, calculate its score using ‘Score = Opponent’s Score – M/Opponent’s Score.’ Continue this for all the things until everything has a score.
Obviously, The People’s Rankings aren’t a perfect way to measure how these would stack up in a collective ranking. Votes are binary. They don’t account for enthusiasm. Still, it’s the best way we’ve found to give the Gorilla the credit it deserves after a tough draw.
1. Anaconda (100.0)
2. Grizzly Bear (94.4)
3. Saltwater Crocodile (82.6)
4. Rattlesnake (79.1)
5. Gorilla (75.7)
6. Skunk (73.3)
7. Alligator (69.3)
8. Polar Bear (64.5)
9. Rhinoceros (62.2)
10. Armed Spider (60.6)
11. Panther (59.4)
12. Woolly Mammoth (58.31)
13. Hyena (58.29)
14. Tiger (58.26)
15. Cassowary (55.3)
16. Scorpion (51.1)
17. Komodo Dragon (50.5)
18. Wolverine (50.0)
19. Black Bear (47.2)
20. Hippopotamus (45.8)
21. Mountain Lion (40.4)
22. Warthog (39.1)
23. Wolf (38.9)
24. Ram (36.5)
25. Badger (35.4)
26. Moose (33.0)
27. Snapping Turtle (32.2)
28. Stegosaurus (31.3)
29. Emerald Ash Borer (30.3)
30. Ostrich (29.9)
31. Elephant (29.6)
32. Goose (29.4)
33. Snow Leopard (28.2)
34. Bison (27.91)
35. Camel (27.89)
T-36. Feral Hog (25.6)
T-36. Cheetah (25.6)
38. Antelope (24.7)
39. Grackle (24.6)
40. Walrus (22.3)
41. Lion (20.20)
42. Beaver (20.19)
43. Poison Dart Frog (19.2)
44. Giant Freshwater Stingray (19.1)
45. Bald Eagle (18.9)
46. Bat (18.321)
47. Jackal (18.315)
48. Sea Otter (16.8)
49. Piranha (15.4)
50. Bull (14.9)
51. Mosquito (14.7)
52. Hornet (14.34)
53. Coyote (14.29)
54. Great Horned Owl (12.95)
55. Chinese Giant Salamander (12.90)
56. Vulture (11.6)
57. Killer Whale (10.6)
58. Pigeon (10.4)
59. Giraffe (9.8)
60. Dingo (9.7)
61. Opossum (9.4)
62. Anteater (8.7)
63. Mountain Goat (7.0)
64. Kangaroo (6.6)
