Wolverhampton Wanderers, eh?
Sounds like something out of Game of Thrones.
And while I never watched that show, I believe people have soured on it, so I’m going to say it:
The Wolverhampton Wanderers Soccer Club isn’t that cool.
Oh, you wander? It’s the 21st century. Get a GPS app. You clearly have a smartphone, because you’re posting pictures of your travels on Instagram all the damn day, so why don’t you grow up and stop posting that J.R.R. Tolkien quote in your bio so people will think you’re deep?
Burnley five-nil.
Hopefully I said that right—recently learned “nil” is a spades and a soccer term. Not just the former.
