Hello. Here is a list of things I would guess would make me angry:
- If someone came to my house right now and threw a bunch of smelly eggs at my windows.
- If someone tried to distract my dog on her walk with a big, raw steak and then refused to give it to her.
- If someone wedged a big rock in the front right wheel well on my car so that when I tried to back up it lodged and made a terrifying racket and caused some damage.
- If someone replaced all the grass in the world with scorpions that only sting me, and then told me it was because I’m doing a bad job at taking care of my dog.
- If someone poured chocolate milk on my kitchen floor.
- If someone kept farting in my face when I tried to pick up Stuber Eats orders at the McDonald’s drive through, and didn’t stop even when it stopped being a funny prank.
- If someone gave me pink eye by farting in my face when I tried to pick up Stuber Eats orders at the McDonald’s drive through and not stopping even when it stopped being a funny prank.
- If someone took my phone and switched my bank account information in Stuber Eats to their own, then also emptied my Venmo account into a non-profit that fights the dairy industry.
This isn’t a complete list, but just so you know: If someone did any of these things, I would anticipate my reaction to be anger.
