I keep forgetting to share this, but back when I power ranked the dogs of my apartment building, I mentioned that one of the dogs has the face of a sloth.
That isn’t what I keep forgetting to share.
What I keep forgetting to share is that when I googled “Sloth Face Dog” that day, trying to figure out what breed of dog-sloth this creature is, Google gave me a list of things “people also ask,” as it so often does.
They were beautiful:
- Do sloths and dogs get along?
- How do sloths attack?
- Can sloths move faster?
- How much does a baby sloth cost?
- Are sloths a good pet?
- Can I have a baby sloth?
- Do sloths fart?
- Why are sloths so lazy?
- Is sloth intelligent?
- How come sloths arent extinct?
- Why is sloth so slow?
- Do bees fart?
- Can kangaroos fart?
- Do dogs know when they fart?
That’s all.
