Our season of brackets has come to its natural end. College football has begun. Summer wanes. So, until brackets return again with the birds of spring (or—God forbid—a more serious outbreak of the pandemic forcing the cancelation of college football and basketball), we’ll leave you with The Ultimate People’s Rankings.
The People’s Rankings are a simple measure of how each competitor did in its respective tournament. We’ve compiled them after most of our brackets, some for seeding for next year, some for just the fun of it (it’s fun, ok??). They’re based on a formula that gives credit for close losses, showing which things the people voted for with the most resolve. You can find that formula elsewhere on this website. I’ve written it out something like eleven times.
The Ultimate People’s Rankings span across the thirteen brackets of this season: the License Plate Bracket, the Tournament of the Worst, the Tournament of the Best, the 90’s Bangers Bracket, the Tournament of Pretty Things, the Supporting TV Characters Bracket, the State Flags That Don’t Glorify Slavery Bracket, the Tournament of Commercials, the Tournament of Animals You Do *Not* Want in Your Home, the H Places Bracket, the Crayon Bracket, the Bracket Bracket, and—of course—the Tournament of Champions. Without further ado…here they are. Sorry, New Jersey License Plate. You’re still in last.
Rank | Thing | Score |
1 | 90’s Bangers Bracket | 100.00 |
2 | Hawaii | 82.93 |
3 | Hawaii (the island) | 76.78 |
4 | Hogwarts | 74.20 |
5 | Himalayas | 72.56 |
6 | Half Dome | 68.90 |
T-7 | Cerulean | 66.67 |
T-7 | State Flags That Don’t Glorify Slavery Bracket | 66.67 |
9 | License Plate Bracket | 64.96 |
10 | Holland | 64.92 |
11 | Haleakala National Park | 62.40 |
12 | Huntington Beach, CA | 62.23 |
13 | Hyde Park (London) | 61.83 |
14 | California State Flag | 60.00 |
15 | Waterfalls | 59.23 |
16 | Crayon Bracket | 58.54 |
17 | Helsinki | 58.46 |
18 | Californication | 56.18 |
19 | Hong Kong | 55.44 |
20 | Belly Laughs | 53.66 |
21 | Semi-Charmed Life | 52.41 |
22 | Santeria | 51.77 |
23 | Ho Chi Minh City | 51.67 |
24 | Supporting TV Characters Bracket | 50.70 |
25 | Hanoi | 50.62 |
26 | Waves | 50.12 |
27 | Arizona State Flag | 49.29 |
28 | All the Small Things | 48.53 |
29 | Pacific Blue | 48.48 |
30 | Lakes | 46.84 |
31 | Blue Violet | 46.51 |
32 | Tournament of Animals You Do *Not* Want in Your Home | 46.21 |
33 | Indigo | 45.38 |
34 | Crisp Fall Days | 45.31 |
35 | Green | 44.44 |
36 | Streams | 44.28 |
37 | Alaska State Flag | 44.00 |
T-38 | Songs You Love | 43.80 |
T-38 | The First Day of Spring | 43.80 |
40 | Havana | 42.80 |
41 | South Carolina State Flag | 42.71 |
42 | Sunsets | 41.99 |
43 | A Day Off | 41.98 |
44 | Forest Green | 41.34 |
45 | Robin’s Egg Blue | 41.21 |
46 | Puppies | 41.17 |
47 | New Mexico State Flag | 41.07 |
48 | Blue | 41.06 |
49 | I Want It That Way | 40.59 |
50 | The Sky | 40.57 |
51 | Closing Time | 39.93 |
52 | Bluetiful | 39.87 |
53 | Colorado State Flag | 39.09 |
54 | Wyoming State Flag | 38.43 |
55 | Periwinkle | 38.32 |
56 | Montana State Flag | 38.16 |
57 | Honduras | 37.86 |
58 | Yellow Green | 37.78 |
59 | Ohio State Flag | 37.71 |
60 | College Football | 37.59 |
61 | Wyoming License Plate | 37.56 |
62 | Wildflowers | 37.34 |
63 | Hugs | 37.33 |
64 | The Barking Crow | 36.99 |
65 | Baby One More Time | 36.97 |
66 | Tournament of Commercials | 36.84 |
67 | Going Somewhere New | 36.53 |
68 | Old Neighborhoods | 36.45 |
69 | Clouds | 36.23 |
70 | If It Makes You Happy | 36.03 |
71 | Tournament of the Best | 35.90 |
72 | The Stars | 35.45 |
73 | Summer Evenings | 35.14 |
74 | Dwight Schrute – The Office | 34.94 |
75 | Tom Hanks | 34.72 |
76 | The Roar of the Crowd | 34.67 |
77 | All Star | 34.34 |
78 | Ron Swanson – Parks and Recreation | 34.31 |
79 | Pizza | 34.24 |
80 | Wonderwall | 34.22 |
81 | Bonfires | 34.18 |
82 | Maryland State Flag | 33.87 |
83 | Wraparound Porches | 33.65 |
84 | Bookshops | 33.41 |
85 | Olive Green | 33.39 |
86 | What’s My Age Again | 32.93 |
87 | Great Movies, in Theatre | 32.88 |
88 | The Mountains | 32.87 |
89 | Sea Green | 32.84 |
90 | Riverbanks | 32.84 |
91 | Pretty Fly | 32.64 |
92 | Clean Sheets | 32.62 |
93 | Burnt Orange | 32.59 |
94 | Hungary | 32.46 |
95 | Harriet Tubman | 32.45 |
96 | Tubthumping | 32.44 |
97 | Hampshire (England) | 32.30 |
98 | Ironic | 32.10 |
99 | Purple Mountains’ Majesty | 31.83 |
100 | Only Wanna Be with You | 31.82 |
101 | Mr. Jones | 31.79 |
102 | Meadows | 31.66 |
103 | Humboldt Park (Chicago) | 31.63 |
104 | Man I Feel Like a Woman | 31.48 |
105 | Mahogany | 31.04 |
106 | Hyderabad (India) | 31.00 |
107 | Fireflies | 30.84 |
108 | Tournament of Pretty Things | 30.77 |
109 | The First Snowfall | 30.74 |
110 | Friends in Low Places | 30.49 |
111 | Texas State Flag | 30.48 |
112 | North Dakota License Plate | 30.41 |
113 | The Beach | 30.34 |
114 | Halifax | 30.24 |
115 | Cheese | 30.24 |
116 | Farmhouses | 30.23 |
117 | Hot Showers | 30.12 |
118 | Ripples | 29.90 |
119 | Cookies | 29.55 |
120 | Hays County, TX | 29.23 |
121 | Coffeehouses | 29.16 |
122 | The Smell of Coffee | 29.15 |
T-123 | Smells Like Teen Spirit | 29.12 |
T-123 | Jumper | 29.12 |
125 | The Olympics | 29.02 |
126 | Plum | 28.94 |
127 | Burnt Sienna | 28.77 |
128 | Rhode Island State Flag | 28.45 |
129 | Honolulu | 28.43 |
130 | Arizona License Plate | 28.38 |
131 | The Moon | 28.36 |
132 | Scarlet | 28.27 |
133 | You Oughta Know | 28.04 |
134 | Louisiana State Flag | 27.80 |
135 | Hampton, VA | 27.72 |
136 | Indiana State Flag | 27.70 |
137 | Salmon | 27.63 |
138 | Tournament of the Worst | 27.61 |
139 | Diamonds | 27.56 |
140 | Walks | 27.49 |
141 | Tom Haverford – Parks and Recreation | 27.45 |
142 | Weddings | 27.40 |
143 | My Heart Will Go On | 27.17 |
144 | Good Riddance | 27.07 |
145 | Georgia License Plate | 27.03 |
146 | Slide | 26.78 |
147 | Songbirds | 26.73 |
148 | Iris | 26.72 |
149 | Seashells | 26.64 |
150 | Wannabe | 26.37 |
151 | Haiti | 26.36 |
152 | Butterflies | 26.24 |
153 | String Lights | 26.23 |
154 | Florida License Plate | 26.06 |
155 | Waterfalls | 26.06 |
156 | Wisteria | 26.05 |
157 | Grandmas | 26.00 |
158 | Helena, MT | 26.00 |
159 | 3 A.M. | 25.95 |
160 | Barns | 25.91 |
161 | Sunrises | 25.50 |
162 | Jump Around | 25.41 |
163 | Gob Bluth – Arrested Development | 25.41 |
164 | Cottages | 25.40 |
165 | Cornflower | 25.40 |
166 | Red Orange | 25.28 |
T-167 | Vermont State Flag | 25.14 |
T-167 | Pennsylvania State Flag | 25.14 |
169 | Iowa State Flag | 25.00 |
170 | Ice Cream | 24.82 |
171 | Anaconda | 24.81 |
172 | Arya Stark – Game of Thrones | 24.76 |
173 | Hawaii State Flag | 24.66 |
174 | California Love | 24.47 |
175 | Save Tonight | 24.41 |
176 | The Most Interesting Man in the World: Bear Trap et al. – Dos Equis | 24.38 |
177 | Henry County, GA | 24.36 |
178 | Losing My Religion | 24.35 |
179 | Candlelight | 24.29 |
180 | Frank Reynolds – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia | 24.24 |
181 | Party Up | 24.20 |
182 | Hartford, CT | 24.19 |
183 | Oklahoma State Flag | 24.01 |
184 | A Good Day at Work | 23.99 |
185 | Open Windows | 23.89 |
186 | Colorado License Plate | 23.80 |
187 | Vermont License Plate | 23.74 |
188 | Board Games | 23.53 |
189 | No Scrubs | 23.50 |
190 | Coming Home | 23.49 |
191 | Grizzly Bear | 23.43 |
192 | Carlton Banks – The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | 23.36 |
193 | Sky Blue | 23.33 |
194 | Wisconsin License Plate | 23.24 |
195 | Hudson, WI | 23.19 |
196 | Card Games | 23.11 |
197 | Oregon State Flag | 23.06 |
198 | Red Violet | 23.04 |
199 | Parks | 23.02 |
200 | The Smell of the Ocean | 22.90 |
201 | Breakfast at Tiffany’s | 22.89 |
202 | Wild Strawberry | 22.88 |
203 | South Dakota State Flag | 22.88 |
204 | South Dakota License Plate | 22.88 |
205 | Dr. Anthony Fauci | 22.85 |
206 | Mambo No. 5 | 22.81 |
207 | Bike Rides | 22.64 |
208 | Orchid | 22.59 |
209 | Illinois State Flag | 22.58 |
210 | Everybody | 22.56 |
211 | Gold | 22.54 |
212 | Hayward, WI | 22.52 |
213 | H Places Bracket | 22.51 |
214 | Violet (Purple) | 22.51 |
215 | Huntsville, AL | 22.42 |
216 | Hump Day Camel – Geico | 22.40 |
217 | Kindness from a Stranger | 22.39 |
218 | Alaska License Plate | 22.38 |
219 | Bittersweet | 22.28 |
220 | Getting Jiggy Wit It | 22.01 |
221 | Maine License Plate | 22.00 |
222 | Frank Costanza – Seinfeld | 21.87 |
223 | City Skylines | 21.59 |
224 | Cobblestones | 21.48 |
225 | Gold | 21.44 |
226 | I Will Always Love You | 21.44 |
227 | No Diggity | 21.43 |
228 | One Week | 21.39 |
229 | MMMBop | 21.36 |
230 | Chocolate | 21.22 |
231 | Minnesota State Flag | 21.20 |
232 | Granny Smith Apple | 21.15 |
233 | This Is How We Do It | 21.10 |
234 | Kentucky License Plate | 21.04 |
235 | Creed Bratton – The Office | 21.03 |
236 | Washington State Flag | 21.02 |
237 | Utah License Plate | 20.89 |
238 | Castles | 20.87 |
239 | Everlong | 20.83 |
240 | Netflix | 20.80 |
241 | My Own Worst Enemy | 20.78 |
242 | Hoboken, NJ | 20.75 |
243 | Zombie | 20.75 |
244 | Huntington, WV | 20.74 |
245 | Nevada State Flag | 20.74 |
T-246 | Thanks, Mean Joe – Coca-Cola | 20.68 |
T-246 | Billy Mays – OxiClean | 20.68 |
248 | Baby Got Back | 20.58 |
249 | Blue | 20.56 |
250 | Bracket Bracket | 20.51 |
251 | Saltwater Crocodile | 20.49 |
252 | Trains | 20.28 |
253 | This is SportsCenter: Elevator – ESPN | 20.23 |
254 | Michigan State Flag | 20.23 |
255 | Lanterns | 20.19 |
256 | Helotes, TX | 20.10 |
257 | Dinosaurs | 19.93 |
258 | Kiss Me | 19.86 |
259 | Hyderabad (Pakistan) | 19.79 |
260 | Hawaii License Plate | 19.77 |
261 | Loser | 19.63 |
262 | My Name Is | 19.62 |
263 | Rattlesnake | 19.61 |
264 | Bridges | 19.59 |
265 | Hamburg | 19.51 |
266 | Eric Matthews – Boy Meets World | 19.36 |
267 | Indiana License Plate | 19.31 |
268 | Fireplaces | 19.30 |
269 | North Carolina License Plate | 19.28 |
270 | Fez – That ’70s Show | 19.03 |
271 | Idaho License Plate | 18.92 |
272 | Gorilla | 18.78 |
273 | Washington License Plate | 18.78 |
274 | A Good Book | 18.76 |
275 | Wilson Wilson – Home Improvement | 18.69 |
276 | Basket Case | 18.67 |
277 | What I Got | 18.56 |
278 | Blue Green | 18.47 |
279 | Niles Crane – Frasier | 18.39 |
280 | Second-Story Porches | 18.35 |
281 | Livin La Vida Loca | 18.32 |
282 | Every Morning | 18.30 |
283 | Abed Nadir – Community | 18.30 |
284 | Wisconsin State Flag | 18.21 |
285 | Turquoise Blue | 18.21 |
286 | Orange | 18.18 |
287 | Skunk | 18.18 |
288 | District of Columbia License Plate | 18.17 |
289 | Don’t Speak | 17.97 |
290 | New Hampshire License Plate | 17.89 |
291 | New Mexico License Plate | 17.85 |
292 | Henderson, NV | 17.73 |
293 | Tickle Me Pink | 17.63 |
294 | Peach | 17.51 |
295 | Where’s the Beef? – Wendy’s | 17.42 |
296 | Say My Name | 17.40 |
297 | Pianos | 17.38 |
298 | Trees | 17.35 |
299 | Barbie Girl | 17.26 |
300 | Alligator | 17.19 |
301 | West Virginia State Flag | 17.16 |
302 | Stevie Budd – Schitt’s Creek | 17.12 |
303 | Finishing a Puzzle | 17.10 |
304 | West Virginia License Plate | 16.94 |
305 | Flowers | 16.93 |
306 | Lavender | 16.86 |
307 | Fireplaces | 16.79 |
308 | The Duck Goes Golfing – Aflac | 16.78 |
309 | New Hampshire State Flag | 16.76 |
310 | Cavemen Apology – Geico | 16.76 |
311 | Newman – Seinfeld | 16.52 |
312 | Barney Rubble – The Flintstones | 16.51 |
313 | Golf Courses | 16.50 |
314 | Gangsta’s Paradise | 16.46 |
315 | Dolphins | 16.44 |
316 | Champagne Supernova | 16.31 |
317 | Terry Tate, Office Linebacker: Hey Janice – Reebok | 16.22 |
318 | Tracy Jordan – 30 Rock | 16.21 |
319 | Chestnut | 16.14 |
320 | Wine | 16.13 |
321 | Hot Springs, AR | 16.05 |
322 | Eat Mor Chikin: Stayin’ Alive – Chick-Fil-A | 16.01 |
323 | Oregon License Plate | 16.00 |
324 | Polar Bear | 16.00 |
325 | Hiroshima | 15.90 |
326 | Streetlamps | 15.80 |
327 | Puppy Love – Budweiser | 15.77 |
328 | California License Plate | 15.76 |
329 | Wake Up with the King – Burger King | 15.76 |
330 | Got Milk? Who Shot Hamilton – California Milk Processor Board | 15.73 |
331 | Montana License Plate | 15.69 |
332 | I Want You Back | 15.69 |
333 | Missouri State Flag | 15.64 |
334 | Carnation Pink | 15.54 |
335 | Rhinoceros | 15.42 |
336 | Thurston Howell III – Gilligan’s Island | 15.27 |
337 | Yellow Orange | 15.22 |
338 | Magenta | 15.22 |
339 | Melon | 15.20 |
340 | Violins | 15.16 |
341 | Nevada License Plate | 15.13 |
342 | Goldenrod | 15.08 |
343 | Armed Spider | 15.03 |
344 | Chimneys | 14.93 |
345 | Hammond, IN | 14.87 |
346 | Starfish | 14.80 |
347 | New York State Flag | 14.79 |
348 | I’ll Make Love to You | 14.76 |
349 | Panther | 14.73 |
350 | 1984 – Apple | 14.68 |
351 | Homemade Bread | 14.67 |
352 | Sailboats | 14.61 |
353 | Buster Bluth – Arrested Development | 14.50 |
354 | Idaho State Flag | 14.48 |
355 | Woolly Mammoth | 14.46 |
356 | Hyena | 14.46 |
357 | Tiger | 14.45 |
358 | Grandpas | 14.45 |
359 | Pennsylvania License Plate | 14.45 |
360 | My Bologna Has a First Name – Oscar Mayer | 14.28 |
361 | Ruth Langmore – Ozark | 14.28 |
362 | Roger Sterling – Mad Men | 14.24 |
363 | Scottie Pippen – The Last Dance | 14.22 |
364 | A.C. Slater – Saved by the Bell | 14.18 |
365 | Baseball Fields | 14.15 |
366 | Macaroni and Cheese | 14.13 |
367 | Hardwood Floors | 14.07 |
368 | Maine State Flag | 14.05 |
369 | Fansville: Season 1 Trailer – Dr. Pepper | 13.87 |
370 | Pebbles | 13.78 |
371 | Cassowary | 13.73 |
372 | Huron (the lake) | 13.73 |
373 | New Jersey State Flag | 13.72 |
374 | Snowflakes | 13.67 |
375 | Barney Stinson – How I Met Your Mother | 13.59 |
376 | Violet Red | 13.56 |
377 | Torn | 13.56 |
378 | Black | 13.53 |
379 | Cam Tucker – Modern Family | 13.39 |
380 | Roland Schitt – Schitt’s Creek | 13.31 |
381 | Creep | 13.30 |
382 | Tan | 13.27 |
383 | North Carolina State Flag | 13.21 |
384 | Lin-Manuel Miranda | 13.19 |
385 | Connecticut State Flag | 13.18 |
386 | Vanna White – Wheel of Fortune | 13.04 |
387 | Tyrion Lannister – Game of Thrones | 12.96 |
388 | Hell’s Kitchen (the neighborhood) | 12.96 |
389 | Mr. Garrison – South Park | 12.91 |
390 | McConaughey: Back to Move Forward – Lincoln | 12.91 |
391 | Massachusetts License Plate | 12.85 |
392 | Hibbing, MN | 12.79 |
393 | Elton John Christmas – John Lewis | 12.74 |
394 | Scorpion | 12.66 |
395 | Five Dollar Footlong – Subway | 12.65 |
396 | Stevie Janowski – Eastbound & Down | 12.57 |
397 | Timberwolf | 12.54 |
398 | Hackensack, NJ | 12.53 |
399 | Komodo Dragon | 12.52 |
400 | The Original Commercial – Snuggie | 12.50 |
401 | Ham Lake, MN | 12.45 |
T-402 | Asparagus | 12.40 |
T-402 | Wolverine | 12.40 |
404 | Hooray Beer: You Are Beautiful – Red Stripe | 12.39 |
405 | Jake from State Farm – State Farm | 12.24 |
406 | iPhone Christmas Movie – Apple | 12.21 |
407 | Hobart Bay, AK | 12.20 |
408 | Dean Pelton – Community | 12.15 |
409 | Heidelberg | 12.14 |
410 | Cadet Blue | 12.06 |
411 | Peyton Manning: Moovers – Mastercard | 11.98 |
412 | Capt. Raymond Holt – Brooklyn Nine-Nine | 11.94 |
413 | Frost | 11.85 |
414 | Howard University | 11.76 |
415 | Coach – Cheers | 11.74 |
416 | Gary Walsh – Veep | 11.71 |
417 | Black Bear | 11.71 |
418 | Lighthouses | 11.69 |
419 | Texas License Plate | 11.63 |
420 | Kansas State Flag | 11.43 |
421 | Good Parking Spots | 11.39 |
422 | Hindu Kush | 11.38 |
423 | Hippopotamus | 11.36 |
424 | Omar Little – The Wire | 11.33 |
425 | A Cat’s Purr | 11.29 |
426 | Messin’ with Sasquatch: Whoopie Cushion – Jack Link’s | 11.28 |
427 | Carbonation Bubbles | 11.23 |
428 | Mayhem: Cat Edition – Allstate | 11.19 |
429 | The Force – Volkswagen | 11.18 |
430 | Mississippi License Plate | 11.15 |
431 | Tumbleweed | 11.14 |
432 | How Many Licks – Tootsie Pop | 10.98 |
433 | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like: Questions – Old Spice | 10.95 |
434 | Silver | 11.47 |
435 | Norm Peterson – Cheers | 10.88 |
436 | North Dakota State Flag | 10.84 |
437 | Honiara | 10.83 |
438 | Sprinkles | 11.27 |
439 | Paris Geller – Gilmore Girls | 10.68 |
440 | Flower Boxes | 10.67 |
441 | Donna Moss – The West Wing | 10.64 |
442 | The Jingle – Education Connection | 10.64 |
443 | French Fries | 10.53 |
444 | Jack Donaghy – 30 Rock | 10.44 |
445 | Steamboats | 10.42 |
446 | Hialeah, FL | 10.40 |
447 | Hudson River | 10.29 |
448 | E-Trade Baby: Shankapotamus – E-Trade | 10.24 |
449 | Richard Splett – Veep | 10.17 |
450 | Brick Red | 10.15 |
451 | Turtle – Entourage | 10.14 |
452 | Tape a Cheetah to Her Back – AT&T | 10.12 |
453 | High Point, NC | 10.07 |
454 | Porkchop – Doug | 10.07 |
455 | Hebron, IL | 10.04 |
456 | Mountain Lion | 10.02 |
457 | Paulie Walnuts – The Sopranos | 10.01 |
458 | Delaware License Plate | 10.00 |
459 | Glitter | 10.40 |
460 | Like a Girl – Always | 9.85 |
461 | Teacups | 9.81 |
462 | Ship My Pants – Kmart | 9.81 |
463 | Huntley, IL | 9.75 |
464 | Milhouse Van Houten – The Simpsons | 9.74 |
465 | Kelly Kapowski – Saved by the Bell | 9.74 |
466 | Jesse Pinkman – Breaking Bad | 9.72 |
467 | Warthog | 9.71 |
468 | New York License Plate | 9.69 |
469 | Wolf | 9.64 |
470 | Hangzhou | 9.63 |
471 | South Carolina License Plate | 9.59 |
472 | Opera (Need Cash Now) – J.G. Wentworth | 9.53 |
473 | Yellow | 9.52 |
474 | Barb Holland – Stranger Things | 9.51 |
475 | Soft Carpeting | 9.45 |
476 | Real Men of Genius: Footlong Hot Dog – Bud Light | 9.44 |
477 | Delaware State Flag | 9.34 |
478 | Bear in a Pool – Farmers Insurance | 9.32 |
479 | Locomotives | 9.31 |
480 | Becoming Your Parents: Dr. Rick – Progressive | 9.27 |
481 | Silver | 9.18 |
482 | Louisiana License Plate | 9.16 |
483 | Swingsets | 9.12 |
484 | We Got Ourselves a Game – Versus | 9.07 |
485 | Apricot | 9.05 |
486 | Ram | 9.05 |
487 | Thank You, Mom: 2018 Olympics – Procter & Gamble | 8.96 |
488 | Maryland License Plate | 8.91 |
489 | Badger | 8.78 |
490 | Comet – Full House | 8.50 |
491 | Nebraska State Flag | 8.47 |
492 | Robert Goulet – Emerald Nuts | 8.36 |
493 | Frogs – Budweiser | 8.26 |
494 | Icicles | 8.25 |
495 | Moose | 8.19 |
496 | Gray | 8.18 |
497 | Cacti | 8.05 |
498 | MJ vs. Larry Bird – McDonald’s | 8.05 |
499 | Snapping Turtle | 8.00 |
500 | Time Machine – Dorito’s | 7.95 |
501 | Shawn – The Good Place | 7.83 |
502 | Mr. Carson – Downtown Abbey | 7.79 |
503 | Stegosaurus | 7.76 |
504 | Hillsboro, OR | 7.71 |
505 | Mauvelous | 7.67 |
506 | Go Meat! – Hillshire Farm | 7.59 |
507 | Emerald Ash Borer | 7.51 |
508 | Mosquitos | 7.49 |
509 | Christmas Bells – Hershey’s Kisses | 7.44 |
510 | Ostrich | 7.41 |
511 | Vases | 7.40 |
512 | Oklahoma License Plate | 7.40 |
513 | Imported from Detroit – Chrysler | 7.37 |
514 | Elephant | 7.36 |
515 | Goose | 7.30 |
516 | Sign Language – Chick-Fil-A | 7.28 |
517 | Nebraska License Plate | 7.27 |
518 | Illinois License Plate | 7.25 |
519 | Virginia License Plate | 7.16 |
520 | Car/House/Apt Problems | 7.11 |
521 | Sherman T. Potter – M*A*S*H | 7.11 |
522 | Hollywood | 7.11 |
523 | Minnesota License Plate | 7.09 |
524 | Spock – Star Trek | 7.01 |
525 | Snow Leopard | 6.99 |
526 | Bison | 6.92 |
527 | Camel | 6.92 |
528 | Red | 6.89 |
529 | Find Your Greatness – Nike | 6.89 |
530 | White | 6.87 |
531 | Spring Green | 6.84 |
532 | Roger – American Dad | 6.77 |
533 | Magic Fridge – Bud Light | 6.75 |
534 | Harlem | 6.75 |
535 | Kentucky State Flag | 6.59 |
536 | Arkansas License Plate | 6.57 |
537 | The Land of Sky Blue Waters – Hamm’s Beer | 6.54 |
538 | Wind Chimes | 6.38 |
T-539 | Feral Hog | 6.36 |
T-539 | Cheetah | 6.36 |
541 | Alabama License Plate | 6.14 |
542 | Antelope | 6.14 |
543 | Grackle | 6.10 |
544 | Missouri License Plate | 6.00 |
545 | Frog Protection – Discover Card | 5.95 |
546 | Kansas License Plate | 5.86 |
547 | Chibs Telford – Sons of Anarchy | 5.69 |
548 | Green Yellow | 5.63 |
549 | Escape of the Bunny – Energizer | 5.59 |
550 | Walrus | 5.54 |
551 | The Jingle – Check Into Cash | 5.47 |
552 | Hades | 5.32 |
553 | Water Balloon Fights | 5.26 |
554 | Utah State Flag | 5.23 |
555 | Louie De Palma – Taxi | 5.21 |
556 | Allergies | 5.17 |
557 | Great Taste, Less Filling: Dangerfield Softball – Miller Lite | 5.13 |
558 | Birthday Cake – Panda Cheese | 5.03 |
559 | Lion | 5.01 |
560 | Beaver | 5.01 |
561 | MJ vs. MJ – Gatorade | 4.99 |
562 | Litter | 4.99 |
563 | Harare | 4.93 |
564 | Rory – Hello Ladies | 4.92 |
565 | Fans – M&M’s | 4.87 |
566 | Like a Rock – Chevrolet | 4.86 |
567 | Rerun – What’s Happening!! | 4.83 |
568 | Harvey Mudd College | 4.81 |
569 | Michigan License Plate | 4.80 |
570 | Sepia | 4.77 |
571 | Freestyle Rhythm – Nike | 4.76 |
572 | Poison Dart Frog | 4.75 |
573 | Giant Freshwater Stingray | 4.73 |
574 | Bells | 4.73 |
575 | Raw Sienna | 4.70 |
576 | Radio Language Barrier – Language Institute | 4.70 |
577 | Mick Belker – Hill Street Blues | 4.69 |
578 | Bald Eagle | 4.68 |
T-579 | Florida | 4.66 |
T-579 | Traffic | 4.66 |
581 | Ponies | 4.62 |
582 | Silvio Dante – The Sopranos | 4.62 |
583 | The DMV | 4.61 |
584 | Sunburn | 4.56 |
585 | Bat | 4.54 |
586 | Jackal | 4.54 |
587 | Janine Davis – The Big Bang Theory | 4.54 |
588 | Barry Goldberg – The Goldbergs | 4.47 |
589 | Black Ice | 4.46 |
590 | Thinkpieces about Generations | 4.43 |
T-591 | Parking Tickets | 4.40 |
T-591 | Potholes | 4.40 |
593 | Fountains | 4.39 |
594 | Other People’s Farts | 4.32 |
595 | Steam | 4.31 |
596 | The College Tuition Bubble | 4.28 |
597 | Comcast | 4.26 |
598 | Rhode Island License Plate | 4.25 |
599 | Massachusetts State Flag | 4.21 |
600 | Bear Fight – John West | 4.20 |
601 | Sea Otter | 4.16 |
602 | Jim Ignatowski – Taxi | 4.06 |
603 | New Jersey | 4.04 |
604 | Computer Problems | 3.97 |
605 | Iowa License Plate | 3.88 |
606 | Piranha | 3.82 |
607 | Stubbing Your Toe | 3.74 |
608 | Bull | 3.69 |
609 | Mosquito | 3.64 |
610 | Delays | 3.58 |
611 | Identity Theft | 3.57 |
612 | Hornet | 3.56 |
613 | Coyote | 3.54 |
614 | Stepping in Something Bad | 3.53 |
615 | Meetings | 3.50 |
616 | Connecticut License Plate | 3.48 |
617 | Broken Zippers | 3.47 |
618 | Pirate Restaurant – FreeCreditReport.com | 3.40 |
619 | Brown | 3.38 |
620 | Virginia State Flag | 3.34 |
621 | Pearls | 3.31 |
622 | Body Odor | 3.28 |
623 | Stains | 3.24 |
624 | Great Horned Owl | 3.21 |
625 | Dollhouses | 3.21 |
626 | Chinese Giant Salamander | 3.20 |
627 | Tennessee License Plate | 3.20 |
628 | Slow Drivers | 3.08 |
629 | Ohio License Plate | 3.04 |
630 | Watery Coffee | 3.03 |
631 | Thin Toilet Paper | 2.93 |
632 | Byron Hissey – Below Deck Sailing Yacht | 2.89 |
633 | Vulture | 2.88 |
634 | Mold | 2.85 |
635 | Diarrhea | 2.81 |
636 | Houston | 2.77 |
637 | Constipation | 2.74 |
638 | The NCAA | 2.64 |
639 | Killer Whale | 2.63 |
640 | Spring Coming Late | 2.59 |
641 | Pigeon | 2.58 |
642 | Roadkill | 2.56 |
643 | Pyramid Schemes | 2.44 |
644 | Giraffe | 2.44 |
645 | Dingo | 2.40 |
646 | Opossum | 2.34 |
647 | Social Media | 2.27 |
648 | The Houston Astros | 2.25 |
649 | Cold Wind | 2.22 |
650 | Anteater | 2.17 |
651 | Reality TV | 2.07 |
652 | Brain Freezes | 1.91 |
653 | Obsolete Liquor Laws | 1.83 |
654 | Hall Monitors | 1.78 |
655 | Mountain Goat | 1.74 |
656 | AT&T | 1.66 |
657 | Fast Drivers | 1.64 |
658 | Algebra Chant – NACME | 1.64 |
659 | Kangaroo | 1.64 |
T-660 | Dead Batteries | 1.63 |
T-660 | Monopolized Industries | 1.63 |
662 | Melted Candy | 1.63 |
663 | Hill Valley, CA | 1.62 |
664 | Burnt Food | 1.59 |
665 | Overused Jokes | 1.53 |
666 | Cable News | 1.48 |
667 | Elevator Problems | 1.39 |
668 | Feral Hogs | 1.36 |
669 | Robocalls | 1.36 |
670 | Spills | 1.29 |
671 | Nickelback | 1.25 |
672 | Falling Over | 1.21 |
673 | Boredom | 1.17 |
674 | Long Stoplights | 1.14 |
675 | Shots | 1.12 |
676 | Almost-Empty Pens | 1.08 |
677 | Drama | 1.00 |
678 | Tabloids | 0.99 |
679 | Hawkins, IN | 0.94 |
680 | Terms and Conditions | 0.92 |
681 | Wet Paint | 0.52 |
682 | New Jersey License Plate | 0.00 |