The Mooch is back.
In the news, that is.
Anthony Scaramucci has been making the rounds again, leading to beautiful moments like this one, involving one of our heroes, Ned:
Seeing this exchange led me to follow Scaramucci on Twitter, which led me to learn that he evidently founded some conference that goes by “SALT.” I looked into what it is. Saw it was about investments and got bored when it didn’t immediately mention Bitcoin. But it exists, and it’s effectively named SALT.
Which brings me to the point of all this:
Normally, I don’t advise the president on anything, especially with regards to Twitter. When a hippopotamus is shooting off bottle rockets in a mall, you don’t try to offer advice.
But in this case, I’ll make an exception.
I feel like there’s a joke to be made by Trump about Scaramucci being SALTy regarding his firing.
Just putting it out there. Do with it what you will, Don.
