First off, if you’re unfamiliar with this genre of musical adaptation, my apologies for not telling you about it before now. I do not know if @Rywieg created it, but he’s the guy from whom I learned it, so credit to him for bringing it into my life.
Somebody once told poop
the world was gonna roll poop.
I ain’t the sharpest poop in the poop.
She was looking kind of poop
with her finger and her poop
in the shape of a poop on her poop.
Well, the years start pooping and they don’t stop pooping,
Fed to the poop and I hit the ground pooping.
Didn’t make poop not to live for poop.
Your brain gets poop but your head gets poop.
So much to poop, so much to poop,
so what’s wrong with taking the poop?
You’ll never know if you don’t poop.
You’ll never shine if you don’t poop.
Hey poop, you’re an all poop,
get your poop on, go poop.
Hey poop, you’re a rock poop,
get the poop on, get poop.
And all that glitters is poop.
Only shooting poop breaks the poop.
It’s a cold poop, and they say it gets poop.
You’re bundled up poop, wait ‘til you get poop.
But the meteor men beg to poop,
judging by the hole in the satellite poop.
The ice we poop is getting pretty poop,
The water’s getting poop so we might as well poop.
My world’s on poop, how ‘bout poop?
That’s the way I poop and I never get poop.
Hey poop, you’re an all poop,
get your poop on, go poop.
Hey poop, you’re a rock poop,
get the poop on, get poop.
And all that glitters is poop.
Only shooting poop breaks the poop.
(Go for the poop)
(Go for the poop)
(Go for the poop)
(Go for the poop)
Hey poop, you’re an all poop,
get your poop on, go poop.
Hey poop, you’re a rock poop,
get the poop on, get poop.
And all that glitters is poop.
Only shooting poop…
Somebody once pooped—could I spare some change for poop? I need to get myself away from this poop.
I said, “Poop, what a poop. I could use a little poop my poop and we could all use a little poop.”
Well, the years start pooping and they don’t stop pooping,
Fed to the poop and I hit the ground pooping.
Didn’t make poop not to live for poop.
Your brain gets poop but your head gets poop.
So much to poop, so much to poop,
so what’s wrong with taking the poop?
You’ll never know if you don’t poop (poop!).
You’ll never shine if you don’t poop.
Hey poop, you’re an all poop,
get your poop on, go poop.
Hey poop, you’re a rock poop,
get the poop on, get poop.
And all that glitters is poop.
Only shooting poop breaks the poop.
And all that glitters is poop.
Only shooting poop breaks the poop.
