We made you wait, but—as the daughter one of our contestants pimped out to catapult her family to gigantic fame and riches once said—it’s here, and it’s perfect. Behold, The Biggest Weirdo:
Voting will begin tomorrow, so prepare yourself, ideally by reflecting on what makes each of these candidates so weird. We need to figure that out ourselves for King Ludwig II of Bavaria, so expect a post on that shortly back on the homepage (update: here you go).
