32 more weirdos. Well, 32 of the same weirdos, but only the winners. The winning weirdos. The weirder weirdos. Pour one out for Nicolas Cage (not dead, just lost to Shia LaBeouf).
If you’re looking for what happened in the first round, here’s your link (with an extra announcement in there to boot). If you’re looking for what’s going to happen in the second round, well, you have some say in that.
Let’s get to it.
There are two ways to vote. Ironically, the first is Instagram, run by the first weirdo up in today’s voting: Mark Zuckerberg. The second is a Google Form, because We Are Big Tech. Bet you didn’t know that about humble little The Barking Crow, did you? This has been a setup the whole time. We’re gonna Section 230 your ass and normalize remote work. You’re so screwed.
As always, there is one rule with the voting: Be cool. What does that mean? It means to be cool. (Don’t spam the votes. If you do, we’ll Section 230 your ass even harder and normalize remote work even harder than that, and if you like that, we’ll pull your pants down on the playground in front of your crush, and we’ll do it on a day you’re wearing the whitey-tighties you peed one time and your mom just couldn’t quite get the stain out.)
Here’s the link to our Instagram, where voting is live in our stories.
Here’s the link to the Google Form.
Instagram voting will be live until the stories expire. Google Form votes will be accepted if they’re in prior to 12:30 PM EDT tomorrow, Saturday May 13th.
Right now, the plan is to share second round results over the weekend, do the Round of 16 on Monday, then do two days of ITYSB before coming back for the quarterfinals on Thursday. We’ll see about all of that. The world is chaos. A train got hit by a car last night next door to us. The train won.
