We’re back to voting, Internet.
It’s time to celebrate our democracy, and celebrate it we shall, pitting 64 weirdos against one another in a quest to figure out which is the weirdest of them all. Today, we’re going through the first 32 weirdos, from Willy Wonka to Jared Fogle (this was insensitive and I regret putting him in the bracket, but now it’s in the hands of the people).
If you’re looking for the full bracket, you can find that here. If you’re looking to vote, you came to the right place.
There are two ways to vote. We’re a little confused about what’s going on with Twitter polls—we thought those were going away for non-paying users, but they’re still there?—but for the time being we’re going to continue with only Instagram and the Google Form.
As always, there is one rule with the voting: Be cool. What does that mean? It means to be cool. (Don’t spam the votes. If you do, we’ll mail you diarrhea and we won’t tell you whose it is.)
Here’s the link to our Instagram, where voting is live in our stories.
Here’s the link to the Google Form, for the Luddites in the room.
Instagram voting will be live until the stories expire. Google Form votes will be accepted if they’re in prior to 11:30 AM EDT tomorrow, Wednesday May 10th.
The second half of the first round is currently scheduled for tomorrow, with the second round scheduled for Friday. We’re in the process of moving apartments, so our schedule’s a little all over the place, which I say to say: If we stick to what we say we’re going to do, please congratulate us.
Now go on, get! Get out of here!
Go get weird.
