The Biggest Weirdo

We have a weirdo. We had 64 of them, but this one’s the biggest.

Look at that weird guy.

It was a tight final vote. Marilyn Manson won 19–17 on Instagram, but Michael Jackson’s 4–1 Google Form victory was enough to push him over the edge for a 21–20 final score in favor of the King of Pop. Congratulations to Michael Jackson’s estate, who we assume will be accepting this honor on his behalf.

As promised, we have The People’s Rankings, our formulaic approach to lining these weirdos up from weirdest to least weird based on your votes. Jason Sudeikis? Not very weird. Slightly less weird than John Lennon. Here’s the list.

RankWeirdoScore
1Michael Jackson100.00
2Marilyn Manson97.56
3Mark Zuckerberg84.17
4Willy Wonka81.27
5Weird Al Yankovic79.17
6Kanye West78.88
7Armie Hammer75.00
8Alex Jones66.67
9Jared from Subway65.41
10Rasputin63.41
11Pablo Picasso62.26
12Will Smith62.07
13Tom Cruise61.22
14Mike Tyson60.71
15Ozzy Osbourne60.56
16Aaron Rodgers59.54
17Dennis Rodman55.10
18Shia LaBeouf54.30
19Macaulay Culkin54.26
20Kris Jenner53.70
21Howie Mandel53.37
22Harry Houdini51.57
23The Wizard of Oz51.46
24Matthew McConaughey50.47
25Gary Busey49.45
26David Bowie46.65
27Mark Wahlberg44.94
28Ron Artest44.04
29Lady Gaga43.54
30Skip Bayless43.37
31Nicolas Cage43.07
32Marianne Williamson40.00
33Ken Bone39.91
34John the Baptist39.79
35Yoko Ono39.03
36King Ludwig II of Bavaria38.91
37Prince37.83
38Andy Warhol35.77
39Jay Leno’s Car Collection34.58
40A-Rod32.85
41Mahatma Gandhi32.65
42Nietzsche31.82
43Olivia Wilde31.58
44Steve Irwin31.36
45Socrates30.71
46Jared Leto30.37
47Taylor Swift28.68
48Genghis Khan27.90
49Danny DeVito27.63
50Amber Heard27.25
51Jack Black26.40
52Benjamin Franklin24.91
53Phil Mickelson24.38
54Cartoon Hilary Duff23.89
55Johnny Depp23.79
56Tiger Woods22.64
57Woodrow Wilson19.68
58George Patton19.53
59Dick Vitale19.51
60Stephen A. Smith18.75
61Katy Perry16.59
62Hugh Hefner15.74
63John Lennon13.33
64Jason Sudeikis13.30

In other bracket news, we’ll have the Round of 16 for ITYSB tomorrow, and we’re going to do some narrowing down to set the America’s Backbone field beginning…Monday? That one’s more up in the air. You can still nominate if you want to. Here’s the form. Get ‘em in quick, though. Who can say when I’ll get to the thing I originally wanted to get to Wednesday night?

NIT fan. Joe Kelly expert. Milk drinker. Can be found on Twitter (@nit_stu) and Instagram (@nitstu32).
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