Having trouble thinking of a good April Fools Day prank? Try one of these ten!
1. Adopt all the dogs at the local animal shelter, dress them up in a coat and tie, take them to Golden Corral, and buy each of them whatever they ask for.
The dogs will never see it coming.
2. Start a small fire outside Golden Corral.
Make sure the dogs are out first, and put the fire out immediately, but just start a little one. To try it. The people in the parking lot will sure get riled up!
3. Convince Estonia’s parliament to declare war on Golden Corral.
Does Estonia have a parliamentary system of government? I don’t know. Does the Estonian parliament have the power to declare war? Again, unclear. But if you convince enough Estonians something’s necessary, they’ll make it happen. Get to it! Golden Corral will be shocked.
4. Pour a bunch of salt water on the floor in a Golden Corral.
Do this discretely. Tastefully. Make sure no children are around. Maybe even do it in a corner. Joke’s on Golden Corral!
5. Go to the counter at Golden Corral and ask if they have any updog. When they ask, “What’s up dog?” Run away.
A twist on a classic that will leave Golden Corral employees saying, “I just got April Fooled.”
6. Squat inside a Golden Corral for a year, then reveal your presence to the owner and tell them that according to local county law, you now own the Golden Corral.
Is this legally sound? No. But you might be able to get a lifetime’s supply of Jello if you settle out of court. And they’ll want to settle out of court.
7. Crash your car into an empty Golden Corral.
It is important that this is empty. Because that way, when everyone shows up to work, they’ll say, “What the heck! There’s a car in this Golden Corral!”
Barrels of laughs.
8. Tell the manager at the Golden Corral that someone is trying to fight the toilets in the men’s bathroom, and when they go in there, put a table in front of the door, and then start calmly stating, “Free mozzarella sticks for the people,” until the cops come and take you away.
The police are gonna have a good chuckle when they see you!
9. Dig a massive hole underneath Golden Corral.
Make sure to call the local gas company first!
10. Ask the staff at Golden Corral if they have any pepper, then say, “Oh wait, actually, I brought my own,” and pull out a can of pepper spray and spray it into your own eyes.
You’re gonna be quite the April Fool after this one!
