There are four motivations for innovation.
Elmo’s Fire: The Rock-Puppet Feud Taking Over Sesame Street
Elmo does not like Rocco.
How Do Microwaves Work?
The answer is, quite literally, all around us.
The Crow Emoji Is Delayed
This is censorship.
The Best Lines From the “Choctaw Bingo” Wikipedia Page
“…an SKS rifle, military surplus ammunition available due to the changing political alignment of Eastern Europe, a Desert Eagle and some military surplus tracer bullets for Slayton’s BAR.”
Smart Squerrils
Joy.
Spending Too Much Time on Social Media? Spend It With Us!
Are you consuming the world through your phone? Please. Consider consuming *our* world.
What the Hell Was Google Groups?
The internet’s wild.
The Real Danger of TikTok
TikTok isn’t trying to steal our data. It’s trying to indirectly kill us.
Is Theo Epstein Behind the Mike Hawk Account?
A theory.
Ranking the Comments on a Nextdoor Cat Fight by Their Absurdity
A cat named Crawfish has caused a stir.
U.S. DEA: 2.2 Stars
Our local DEA office’s google reviews.
I Need Colonel Sanders’s Ghost and Papa John to Feud
Get on with it.
Elon Musk Isn’t That Weird
Let’s get something straight.
This Twitter Account Loves Penguins, and It’s Not Mine
Appreciation post. Not for penguins. Our lives are penguin appreciation posts.
Internet! Funny!
Click!
eBay Can Only Die If We Let It
Stay strong.
Spirit Airlines and Spirit Halloween Are Unaffiliated
In case you were wondering.