Give Jonathan Owens his respect.
Stu’s Notes: The Thing About Willson Contreras
Adam Wainwright is wacky, and Adam Wainwright is wrong.
Stu’s Notes: The Barking Crow’s New Business Partner
A breakthrough in transatlantic relations.
Stu’s Notes: Please Stop Florida
The Bruins and the Leafs need to win these series. Not for them. For us.
Stu’s Notes: What Can the Timberwolves Punch?
Let the T-Wolves hit.
Stu’s Notes: Why Kurt Kitayama Will Win the Masters
Please disregard this if he misses the cut.
Stu’s Notes: The Barking Crow Equinox
It’s a special day here, in our little corner of The Internet.
Stu’s Notes: We Love Scott Drew Now
When you’re nice to us one time and mean to us zero times…
Stu’s Notes: Final Four vs. Final Four
Also, the Joe Kelly/Rob Lowe feud is over.
Stu’s Notes: Everyone Is Leaving UNC
Four players are in the transfer portal, and a fifth should soon follow.
Stu’s Notes: Joe Kelly Updates
Checking in on our guy’s spring training.
Stu’s Notes: Let’s Make Fun of Oregon
I’m sorry, Ducks. But one of your kind has brought this upon you all.
Stu’s Notes: NIT vs. WBC
Unbelievably bad timing.
Stu’s Notes: Will Rick Pitino Finally Win the Big One?
Rick Pitino has famously never won a national championship. Will he get one at St. John’s?
Stu’s Notes: Where Aaron Rodgers Should Live in New York
In case he needs a realtor.
Stu’s Notes: Make the Pitch Clock Invisible
Keep it, but don’t let me see it.
Stu’s Notes: The ACC’s Unnoticed Title Drought
Why does the Big Ten get all the hate?
Stu’s Notes: UNC Comes, Kentucky Goes
And we solve racism.