This is a thrill.
Animals I Hope Go Extinct
A comprehensive list.
Sunday Essay: On New Year’s Day, Hobbes, and the Big White Sheet of Paper
No. 25
Our Stu Year’s Resolutions
Joe and Stu share what their goals are in 2021.
I’m Starting a Milk Diary
New year, new escalation in my relationship with dairy.
Will Barton Creek Be Full This Spring?
Important Austin question.
Christmas/New Year’s Is Best When Christmas Falls on a Friday
Calendar appreciation post.
Sunday Essay: On Barnaby, Christmas Morning, and the Meaning of Pets
No. 24
Paul McCartney Isn’t Dead and The Beatles Tricked Us Into Thinking It Was
Paul Is Alive. Merry Christmas.
The Five Longest Wikipedia Pages
All of these are niches, but no niche is funnier to write than “the fourth season of a Filipino singing competition show.”
Santa’s Coming, and You Better Have Milk
This is *not* the year to skimp on the dairy, folks.
Sunday Essay: On Christmas Eve, Longfellow, and the Quiet Darkness
No. 23
We Should End Civil Asset Forfeiture
Call your congressperson.
The Darker Implication of Increased Voter Turnout
More people voting is, in all cases, a good thing. But in this case, is it yet another symptom of our collective, polarized hate?
Christmas: Great Time to Get Back into Milk
‘Tis the season.
Sunday Essay: On Jacob Marley, and Hell
No. 22
Thou Shalt Not Kill
With the outgoing administration making heavy use of the death penalty, let’s talk about what “pro-life” means, and what it should.
P. Terry’s Oreo Milkshake: Drinkable On the Go
Big discovery, guys.