Can California defend its crown?
Fargo Got a Good Grade Today
Better than an A+
Before We Bracket, Let’s Talk About State Flags and the Confederacy
State Flags That Don’t Glorify Slavery Bracket II starts tomorrow. Here’s why five flags are excluded.
Peas Are Fine
The finest, really, as the Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine has found its champion.
The Best Things to Yell When You’re About to T-Bone a 12-Year-Old at the Six Flags Bumper Cars
Sparknotes: Be careful about mentioning diapers. Shrek still plays.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Semifinal Results, Championship Voting
It all comes down to this.
Sunday Essay: On Crystal Lake American Little League
No. 45
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Quarterfinal Results, Semifinal Voting
Not good. Not bad. Just ok.
A Saturday Morning Milk Poem
Good morning.
Fargo vs. Washing Machine
A battle for the ages.
Butter Miracle Suite One: The New Counting Crows EP Is Out
At times gutting, at times soaringly escapeful, we got three new Counting Crows songs last night to go with “Elevator Boots.”
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Round of 16 Results, Quarterfinal Voting
Be cool, you who are apathetic towards cabbage.
Remembering the 2007 Bernotas Middle School Food Fight
The greatest of middle school lunches.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Second Round Results, Round of 16 Voting
Lettuce has, true to form, been recalled.
The World’s Fair Vision Board That Might Change the World(‘s Fair)
A reader submitted quite the vision board.
The Free Market’s Healthcare Limitations, and Half a Million American Covid Deaths
One common thread between the two.
Tournament of Vegetables That Are Fine: Second Round Voting
Uninspiring vegetables abound.
Making Something Right
Apologies for yesterday.