Question for the room.
September, Track 3: Fluorescent Adolescent
The mockery of youth.
Milk: An Update
Increasing our contributions to what just might be a trillion-dollar industry.
Labor Day: What’s With the Flags?
Quick! It’s a three-day weekend in the summer! Get a flag up in this joint!
September, Track 2: Goodmorning
Sunny Saturdays, and guilt.
Fargo Friday: The Puppy Is Basic
Technically speaking, this makes Fargo a basic bitch.
Spending Too Much Time on Social Media? Spend It With Us!
Are you consuming the world through your phone? Please. Consider consuming *our* world.
September, Track 1: Shotgun
Yes, we decided we’d do this for another month.
Could the “Stu Shot” Combat Potential Influenza Vaccine Hesitancy?
We want you to get your flu shot. Which is why we’re allowing healthcare providers to brand it as the Stu Shot.
Could Joe Kelly Be California’s Next Governor?
I would imagine yes.
Nico Hoerner and Adam Duritz Went to the Same High School
This might work out well for the Cubs.
Have You Heard About the NIT?
Have you?
Do Not Become James Holzhauer’s Enemy
James Holzhauer’s dance upon Mike Richards’s grave has been the best part of the Jeopardy! saga.
August, Track 11: L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
Nothing matters, so be free.
People Love Milk. Once They Get to Know It.
Sometimes, all you need is to get a little outside your comfort zone.
Did the Fresh Prince Teach Anyone Else About the Crimean War?
Everything I know about the Crimean War I know because of Geoffrey.
NIT Fans Must Eradicate Head Lice
Head lice are damaging the brand.
August, Track 10: Satellite Call
As the summer sets.