If Aaron Rodgers suddenly takes a strong interest in time travel next week, you know who to thank.
Joe’s Notes: Pitchers & Catchers Report
Spring is officially on its way.
Stu’s Notes: NIT <3 UNC
We have a crush.
Websites Can Have My Location. They Just Can’t Ask.
I will yield my privacy, but it has to be convenient for me.
How Many Wienermobiles Are There?
Still thinking about last weekend.
I’m Either Really Good at Lookalikes or Really Bad
Shooter McGavin.
South Bend, City of Crows
A stirring partnership between a type of bird and a bunch of trees.
Stu’s Notes: The Best Philly Riot Possible
A blueprint for the boisterous.
Stu’s Notes: What Wisconsin Could Mean for the NIT
Knock on all of the wood.
There’s an Indiana–Kentucky All-Star Game
Feeling sad I didn’t know about this.
An Etiquette Question Regarding Southwest Airlines
I was scolded on Sunday.
The Man Who Stole the Dallas Zoo Animals Simply Likes Animals
Also: No update on the vulture.
Stu’s Notes: Aaron Rodgers’s Darkness Retreat
Aaron Rodgers is putting himself in a cushy equivalent of solitary confinement.
Stu’s Notes: Kyrie Irving Enters His JFK Era
One of the world’s leading conspiracy theorists heads to conspiracy theorism’s Mecca.
Let Me Never Become a Talkative Rideshare Driver
Please, God. Don’t let me go there.
Jacksonville Exists
We put boots on the ground yesterday.
Does Jacksonville Exist?
An earnest and pressing question.
I Saw the Wienermobile in the Wild Again
For the second time in 24 months, fate has brought me to the Wienermobile.