It’s transcript time.
The Frankmobile: Thoughts
Sadness. Confusion. Hope?
The Biggest Weirdo: Quarterfinal Voting
Not the best group of guys.
Boat Got Stuck
Great day.
Stu’s Notes: Who Is Simone Biles’s Husband?
Give Jonathan Owens his respect.
The Biggest Weirdo: Round of 16 Voting, and—The Weirdo Room
What would happen if our remaining 16 contestants were put in a room together?
The Many Mothers in The Barking Crow Universe
Our best Mother’s Day wishes to them all.
The Biggest Weirdo: Second Round Results
16 weirdos remain. Here’s how the second round went down.
Are Bulgaria and Romania Friends or Rivals?
Drama on the Danube.
Did Starbucks Change Its Paper Towels?
The investigation is ongoing.
Fargo Friday: How to Ride an Elevator When You Are a Dog
The two-step system to elevator success.
The Biggest Weirdo: Second Round Voting
Ken Bone vs. Marilyn Manson.
What Kills Cows?
And why isn’t it messier?
The Biggest Weirdo: First Round Results, Plus an Announcement
The Barking Crow’s readers are known for thinking pedophilia is weird.
Stu’s Notes: Are the Bucks Going to Hire Shaka Smart?
It all lines up.
Joe’s Notes: Someone’s Going to Blow a Lead
And: Rest in Peace to Louisville’s founding father.
How Absorbent Is Cat Litter?
Working on a thing.
The Biggest Weirdo: First Round Voting, Part Two
Dennis Rodman enters the chat.