We start our move from the coast, entering America’s heartland at its southernmost part.
There is an Instagram account dedicated to Maine’s bathrooms.
Impressive stuff, Internet.
An Apology for Continuing to Get Myles Standish and Friedrich von Steuben Confused
Accountability is important.
License Plate Power Rankings: The Southeast
Another day, another installment in this important contribution to American discourse.
American Airlines has the same little cookies as Delta and no one told me.
A very important development.
License Plate Power Rankings: The Mid-East States
Another big day for license plates. Today’s highlights include Delaware.
License Plate Power Rankings: New England
Part one in a much-too-long series.
The National Park Service shared some of its best reviews, so here they are, power ranked.
“I have seen bigger mountains.”
I googled the JFK assassination and now Jeff Bezos is sending me conspiracy theories.
I am the victim here.
Ranking the days of the week upon which the Fourth of July can fall:
Spoiler: This year came in second.
The Soundtrack to Your Fourth of July
How to take over the aux cord, get kicked off, retake the throne, get exiled again, then take it back for good, all while showing your country how much you love it.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: The History of the Hot Dog
How the all-American food became American.
Litchfield, Illinois has a great McDonald’s.
It’s really good.
Does a city’s population tell you how many pro teams it should have?
We compared metro area populations to how many Big Four teams exist there, and then looked at which places are the most over and under-populated by teams.
The greatest day in American racing is upon us.
Still think you’re too good for this shit?
The Best of Last Night’s Mets Gala
What a night for fashion.
Things I Learned from Wikipedia: Vikings in America
‘Vikings in America’ sounds like a series on the History Channel. Was it? Is it?
A horse got in trouble for misbehaving. Finally.
A thoughtful, nuanced take on what happened at Churchill Downs.