Big news: We got an email last weekend saying that Cowcohol (TMK Distillery’s milk-based vodka) now ships to more than thirty states, including Texas. We’ll report back, I assume. Gonna be the milkiest white Russian in history.
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The menu for the weekend ahead:
Saturday, 5:00 PM EST: Clemson @ Florida State (ACCN)
We’re at a point in the season where we can still make the Game of the NITe the one that’s going to have the most testical-based humor. Godspeed, Mr. Galloway.
Friday, 10:00 PM EST: Air Force @ New Mexico (CBSSN)
Saturday, 2:00 PM EST: Alabama @ Oklahoma (ESPN)
Saturday, 3:00 PM EST: Illinois @ Wisconsin (FOX)
Saturday, 3:00 PM EST: UAB @ Rice (ESPN+)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: Richmond @ Dayton (CBSSN)
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Gonzaga @ Portland (ROOT Sports)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Mississippi @ Oklahoma State (ESPN2)
Sunday, 2:00 PM EST: Georgetown @ St. John’s (FS1)
Sunday, 5:00 PM EST: Memphis @ Tulsa (ESPN2)
Where are our Ten Teams Who Could Win the NIT™? Right here (Tulane’s taking the weekend off—respect, probably prepping for Mardi Gras).
Saturday, 2:00 PM EST: Marquette @ DePaul (FS1)
Saturday, 6:00 PM EST: Texas @ Tennessee (ESPN)
We’ll have to publish a Bevo’s Fake Nuts in the morning, I think.
Saturday, 12:00 PM EST: Auburn @ West Virginia (ESPN)
Saturday, 12:00 PM EST: Temple @ UCF (ESPNU)
Saturday, 12:00 PM EST: Minnesota @ Northwestern (BTN)
Saturday, 1:00 PM EST: N.C. State @ Wake Forest (ACCN)
Saturday, 2:00 PM EST: Iowa State @ Missouri (ESPN2)
Saturday, 2:00 PM EST: Texas Tech @ LSU (ESPNU)
Saturday, 2:15 PM EST: Cincinnati @ Houston (CBS)
Saturday, 3:00 PM EST: Duke @ Georgia Tech (ACCN)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: TCU @ Mississippi State (ESPN2)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: Miami @ Pitt (ESPNU)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: Seton Hall @ Butler (FS1)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: Hofstra @ College of Charleston (ESPN+?)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: New Mexico State @ Utah Valley (ESPN+?)
Saturday, 4:00 PM EST: Western Kentucky @ FAU (ESPN+?)
Saturday, 4:30 PM EST: Nebraska @ Maryland (BTN)
Saturday, 5:00 PM EST: Pacific @ Santa Clara (WCCN?)
Saturday, 6:00 PM EST: Florida @ Kansas State (ESPN2)
Saturday, 6:00 PM EST: UTEP @ North Texas (ESPN+)
Saturday, 6:00 PM EST: St. Bonaventure @ VCU (CBSSN)
Saturday, 6:00 PM EST: South Carolina @ Georgia (SECN)
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Syracuse @ Virginia Tech (ACCN)
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Utah State @ Fresno State (MWN?)
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Princeton @ Yale (ESPN+)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Kansas @ Kentucky (ESPN)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Ohio State @ Indiana (FOX)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Utah @ Oregon (P12N)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Arizona State @ Washington State (ESPNU)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Mississippi @ Oklahoma State (ESPN2)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Colorado State @ Boise State (CBSSN)
Saturday, 8:00 PM EST: Nebraska-Omaha @ Oral Roberts (ORUSN?)
Saturday, 8:30 PM EST: Vanderbilt @ Texas A&M (SECN)
Saturday, 9:00 PM EST: San Jose State @ San Diego State (FS1)
Saturday, 10:00 PM EST: Nevada @ UNLV (CBSSN)
Saturday, 10:00 PM EST: Saint Mary’s @ BYU (ESPN2)
Saturday, 10:30 PM EST: Colorado @ Oregon State (P12N)
Saturday, 11:00 PM EST: Pepperdine @ Loyola Marymount (WCCN?)
Saturday action, for the NIT fan in your life.
Sunday, 12:00 PM EST: Providence @ Villanova (FS1)
Sunday, 12:00 PM EST: Michigan @ Penn State (BTN)
Sunday, 12:15 PM EST: Michigan State @ Purdue (CBS)
Sunday, 2:00 PM EST: Rutgers @ Iowa (BTN)
Sunday, 3:00 PM EST: Drake @ Belmont (ESPN2)
Sunday, 3:00 PM EST: Furman @ UNC-Greensboro (ESPN+?)
Sunday action, for the NIT fan in your life.
Friday, 7:00 PM EST: Saint Louis @ Davidson (ESPN2)
Friday, 7:00 PM EST: Iona @ Siena (ESPNU)
Friday, 9:00 PM EST: Buffalo @ Kent State (ESPNU)
And, for toNITe’s part, all known action involves one NIT bid contender and one foil. Love to see that.
Sunday, 3:00 PM EST: NFC Championship (FOX)
Sunday, 6:30 PM EST: AFC Championship (CBS)
I like that FOX has the NFC and CBS has the AFC. I don’t know if it’s always like that, but that’s the way I remember thinking it worked when I was eight, and I appreciate a little consistency on their front.
Saturday, 10:00 AM EST: Burnley @ Ipswich Town (ESPN+)
FA Cup, Round of…32? Burnley’s favored to advance, but we might still be at a stage where draws are replayed. Either way, Sean Dyche’s the Everton manager now, I think. No confirmation, but I think that happened today. Mixed emotions, to say the least.
Friday, 7:00 PM EST: Sens @ Leafs (ESPN+)
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Canadiens @ Sens (ESPN+)
Rivalry weekend for the boys. I mean, it could be a huge one if it goes well. There’s no rule that says it can’t go well.
Saturday, 7:00 PM EST: Bulls @ Magic (League Pass)
But there is a rule saying *this* can’t go well.
