No team in the Premier League has achieved more in their last one game than Burnley, who won a thriller over Leicester City on the ol’ home turf (which is what we, this particular satellite cell of Burnley fans, call Turf Moor). The Clarets are hot. The Clarets are fearsome. The Clarets are ready to keep the party going.
Manchester United (more like goonited because they’re slow and slimy) is likely afraid. If they aren’t, they should be. If they are, they should be. Burnley’s coming to town, and we’re not leaving until one of us is eating soccer balls through a straw.
