Trying-to-be-old-fashioned-and-folksy pastor voice:
There is a PROBlem, ye’all, in our eCONomy. The gas price is a-risin’! The milk price is a-risin’! And I will say I do hope the offerings in those PLATES in a few minutes best be a-risin’ too! But these are NOT, my brothers and sisters, these are NOT the only things a-riiiiisin’ in this world.
Let’s talk about sin.
There is a pandemic, I say THERE IS A PANDEMIC in this world, riiiiiisin’ up from the deeps. Riiiiiiiisin’ up from the devil himSELF. You see it in the MOvies. You see it on TV. You see it in your child’s HIStory books. There is sin in this world, and I do say I do say it is not just the money that is a-inflatin’. The devil’s a-doin’ it too. Like a big ol’ balloon of FIRE and Eville. Blowin’ on up. Floatin’ up in the sky. Makin’ our clouds say the Lord’s name in vain.
Yes, brothers and sisters, we must be courAgeous in the face of this inflation. But we must also be courageous against the greater threat. The inflation that can only come from the devil himself. Sinflation, brothers and sisters.
Sinflation.
